imagine being Santa Claus and walking into this house

[delta]

 

[Starboy52]

Normally I'd crack wise about somebody twerking on the place I get my food... but it's Crimmus. I'll let it slide if she does. :3peat:

 

[Moich]

Santa Claus is a bear chub

He would not be interested in females

 

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I hate these instagram bytches.

Relax breh it just gals twerking! Ain't nobody wifing them!

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Honestly my first thought was Christmas funk

I hope they showered before this twerk fest

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

I might be Santa, but one night isn't enough; we converting to Hebrew so I can have Hannukah and 8 crazy nights with them

 

[King Poetic]

Me, Rudolph, dancer, prancer, dasher and the other reindeers are running a train

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Santa Claus is a bear chub

He would not be interested in females

Maybe if YOU were Santa YOU wouldn’t be interested in females. But me, I’d be a straight Santa & I’m fukkin somethin in that house

 

[HYDRO]

So sick of this, "oh itll be funny", twerk anywhere, everywhere, attention whoring shyt