On gawd you muhfukkas are the worst. I don't understand what's so hard about going to a dog park, keeping your dog on the leash, or AT LEAST going deep into the interior of the park so us runners can have the perimeter. At least once a week I have to stop for a second or fukk up my route cuz some idiot's dog is tryna run up or follow me 
I was running earlier and sure enough, somebody's dog is like 200+ feet away from him and he didn't even realize cuz he was too busy tossing a tennis ball in the air to himself. I tried to warn him as soon as soon as the dog perked it's tail and started running for me like "Yo!...
"*still not paying attention, dog still running*
Me: "
I SAID YO!!! 
"Finally he realizes and started tryna call him like "Elroy!
Get back here!" or whatever the fukk it's name was. At the dog was already closing in though so I set me feet and tried to crane kick the shyt out it's face. My kick was off a bit though and wound up grazing the side of it's face to it's neck I wanted that shyt to connect CLEAN 
The dog started yelping and running back to his owner. Idk his name but he looked like a Cody. Cody had the
face. I start jogging again Cody put him on his leash and started comimg towards me with the 
face. The fact that he even wanted to say shyt got me legit heated and I just snapped on him. He hadn't even spoke yet and I started spazzing"SHUT THE fukk UP
I DON'T WANNA HEAR shyt YOU HAVE TO SAY, bytch IT'S YOUR FAULT!! IF YOU WOULDA KEPT HIM IN HIS LEASH OR PAID ATTENTION HE'D BE FINE. WHO THE fukk BRINGS THEIR DOG TO THE PARK AND PLAYS FETCH WITH THEIR DAMN SELF 
Just get the fukk away from me 
I BEEN trying to run and you still fukking it up 
"Cody:
.... Come on Elroy"What the fukk is wrong with y'all that do this shyt though? For real that shyt is selfish as hell and inconsiderate to everybody else. I wish MORE people would start retaliating now, that shyt was exhilarating
Let another dog come for me when their owner is right there. I'm going for a 60 yard field goal on it's ass 
