I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

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Where are you guys coming up with these arbitrary numbers like 5, 65, 32...?
What is any of this based on? Just a number that "feels" right?

There are only two numbers when it comes to a vagina's penises intake.
Zero
and Not Zero

Once its not zero... its usually a free for all, hate to break it to you.

There are not as many levels to not being a virgin as you guys are pretending. Either dikks have rubbed all against her face or they haven't. Does the number of dikks make it better or worst?
"Yeah, I was kissing Sandra but she only had 4 nutsacks in her mouth so its all good. 5 is too many. I'd never be with a bytch that had 5 nutsacks in her mouth."

:what:

Are you hearing yourselves?
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Slut logic. . Taking dikk is nasty to all men except the one giving the dik.

:comeon: i've had less than 5 partners. i'd never date a guy who has slept around but demands women keep their legs closed.

that's like me requiring a guy to make $100k/year when i'm sweeping floors or something :stopitslime:
 

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:comeon: i've had less than 5 partners. i'd never date a guy who has slept around but demands women keep their legs closed.

that's like me requiring a guy to make $100k/year when i'm sweeping floors or something :stopitslime:

Didn't say you should, Man whores are diseased and have no discipline or priorities.
But 5 guys x3= 15 guys
 

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Only way I've been able to tell the chicks with real low bodycounts all have told me. That was the main difference. With the thots it was don't ask don't tell. But when I was the 2nd or 3rd they volunteered that info to me after I already been hittin. I never ask but only on had tried to mislead me and she was a ho/total headcase.


And all the virgins I knew wore their virginity as a badge of honor.


Otherwise I just tell from personality
 

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Only way I've been able to tell the chicks with real low bodycounts all have told me. That was the main difference. With the thots it was don't ask don't tell. But when I was the 2nd or 3rd they volunteered that info to me after I already been hittin. I never ask but only on had tried to mislead me and she was a ho/total headcase.


And all the virgins I knew wore their virginity as a badge of honor.


Otherwise I just tell from personality
Or.....she told you a low body count so she wouldn't seem promiscuous :stopitslime:.

A woman just randomly telling me she's slept with 3 guys is going to be more suspicious than a woman that's not thinking about body count :yeshrug:.

And quiet girls are freaks in the sheets as well. Personality means nothing.
 

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stop taking movies seriously.

Movies? everyone knows to double or triple girls numbers. I have no idea what gay chick flick your probably referring to. Women have every incentive to shave down their numbers, I don't expect you to be the exception. Besides if you REALLY at 5, how you feel about the next broad whose at 14 but claims same number as you??? Bet youll start claiming 2 to 3 now. Real talk
 

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Movies? everyone knows to double or triple girls numbers. I have no idea what gay chick flick your probably referring to. Women have every incentive to shave down their numbers, I don't expect you to be the exception. Besides if you REALLY at 5, how you feel about the next broad whose at 14 but claims same number as you??? Bet youll start claiming 2 to 3 now. Real talk

american pie is barely a chick flick. i don't care what some other woman claims. i won't claim anything. if i guy asks me i tell him that's my business and he can take it how he wants.
 

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When women decided to give up the puss before marriage, they killed marriage. Girlfriend can give you all the benefits of marriage without the responsibilities/negatives. Its a no brainer. Who marries someone elses sex toy?????

:ohhh:
 

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I'm not judging a woman it just fukking bothers me so it's best to not even deal.
EVERY MAN HAS TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE I JUST CHOSE 5!!
 

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Or.....she told you a low body count so she wouldn't seem promiscuous :stopitslime:.

A woman just randomly telling me she's slept with 3 guys is going to be more suspicious than a woman that's not thinking about body count :yeshrug:.

And quiet girls are freaks in the sheets as well. Personality means nothing.

Almost all of them I know for a fact aren't lying.

But idk your view of how that convo comes up is a little skewed, it comes more organically than that, it wasn't like it's just blurted out. But the bottom line is they'll never have to lie to you if you never ask. The ones that volunteer that info know it's a :win: for them and so they let you know. Just like how a real virgin will let you know her status before you run any bases

As for the bold, it aint as simple as quiet or loud.
 
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