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I have a terrible eye for decoration.
Been there for sure. So, I like vintage map patterns.
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Especially in the color black or monochrome. So I had the bright idea that in draping my place in this pattern I was being cool, trendy, and all around awesome. The first time I had a girl over after this, she looked around and without missing a beat, asked me if I was a big fan of cartography. She then commented on the designs as being "a bit dorky", forcing me to laugh it off and claim I lost a bet. I was embarrassed, ashamed, and hurt. And while I did indeed smash, on the inside I was crying. I had learned my lesson the hard way. :sadcam:
 

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:mjlol: Bra, hell nah. If you young, broke just moved out mom's house then, okay. But even then you gotta have more than that after a while. I'm a guy and Id wanna leave that dump. The crib gotta be cozy
 

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Been there for sure. So, I like vintage map patterns.
R3sfURA.jpg

Especially in the color black or monochrome. So I had the bright idea that in draping my place in this pattern I was being cool, trendy, and all around awesome. The first time I had a girl over after this, she looked around and without missing a beat, asked me if I was a big fan of cartography. She then commented on the designs as being "a bit dorky", forcing me to laugh it off and claim I lost a bet. I was embarrassed, ashamed, and hurt. And while I did indeed smash, on the inside I was crying. I had learned my lesson the hard way. :sadcam:
That’s a nice ass map :ehh:

Why they do northwest US and Canada like that tho? :picard:

And Alaska straight up got the :camby:

Eastern Australia too :dwillhuh:
 

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Living like this don't stop no show. I have pulled high tier women and they don't even flinch or bat an eye. I had my bedroom set up though......1000 thread count egyptian cotton.......splurge on where you sleep breh........check out the aero bed or the chillipad......they would ashtrays say the same thing..... "you a young bachelor, you aren't expected to have it all together" nothing like dealing with women that are real and aren't projecting onto you
 
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