I'm Done With the Club

ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA

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As a former manager and promoter

I feel sorry for this generation of club patrons

Smartphones have fukked up everything ....

Like how da fukk u pay a cover charge to just go in and sit at the bar scrolling thru your Facebook timeline??

How can a dude even approach a byatch so indulged in her phone???


The deejays aint shyt....

Its crazy not trying to break any records or an ounce of personality within him


The deejay aint even a deejay just some random n1gga who cues up songs on his macbook playlist.....

Not trying to break any new records or promote any local acts just straight repitition

And dont get me started on the herd of FAT BYATCHES that have taken over the club

Back in my day...the fat girl was a small minority whom tried to not bring attention to themselves by sitting thier obese selves in the corner eating a plate of chilly cheese fries and puffing on a black n mild

Now with the BBW militant movement in full effect these big bishes are in abundance showing all that fat flesh new with no shame

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And speaking on puffing....THIS NO SMOKING POLICY IS PHUKKING UP THE SOCIAL SCENE :ufdup:

And whats up with all these damn YOUNG MA LOOKING AZZ DYKES....

And dont get me started in these thugga gay dudes

Hip hop has become wayyyy too tolerant of everybody

Especially the non dressing people

I thought people got dressed up to go to the club?!?

Women are wearing wife beaters and pajama pants looking STANK....

And dudes feel like dressing up is just wearing a pair of jordans

VIP please....

It aint VIP if you gotta get up and get yo own damn dranks....

Thank god I went to clubs in th late 90s and early 2000s :blessed:
This must be down south Lord!
 

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Haven't been to a club in over 10 years (:flabbynsick:) but I'm tempted to go just to see how smart phones and social media changed the game because the way y'all describe it makes it sound like a dystopian future

Sounds like an episode of black mirror.:wow:
 

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People are followers but the popular music of today doesn't really get people in a dancing mood.

Breh it gets lit in the club/bar music wise, maybe they're playing the wrong music in your area, but I see the DJs making good selections

Future, Migos, 2 Chainz, Trill Sammy, Lil Wayne, Rich Homie, Waka Flocka.. pretty much anybody you can think of that has club bangers gets play, plus DJs throw in a little bit of Texas legends for good measure, Slim Thug, Z-Ro, Mike Jones

If they only played top 40 shyt though I could see how it would be lame
 

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Learn how to dance Latin music (Bachata, Merengue & Salsa). Our clubs are the best cuz it's a mixed crowd of grown folks but also young people. We get dressed up to dance our asses off, not take fukking pictures all night. And with our music, you get to sensually rub up against each other. It's all very sexy. :shaq: You will get shamed for not dancing there! Those are the only ones I patronize.
If I didn't have such terrible leg/footwork I'd do this
 

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Sounds like an episode of black mirror.:wow:


Bruh, I was gonna compare it to an episode of black mirror but I wasn't sure if people are up on it like that :wow:


It ain't too far off from episode 1 of season 3. :wow:


God forbid people we get to the point where people start replaying a club night with them eye camera thangs that they had in that one season 2 episode :wow:
 

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as a former club owner I can tell you everything you said is 100% true ....

V.I.P bottle service was the beginning of the end


social media was the final nail in the coffin....


people more interested in showing the world on social media that they are having a good time rather than actually having a good time .....
Is it true there's clubs making 100k-200k a night
 

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y'all need to holla at @SirBiatch

He goes to the club and has such a great time he types up "club reports" for the coli:

The Club Report thread

if he can be out here getting it lit enough for reports, y'all shouldnt be having these negative experiences at the club.

Just look @ how this nikka gets it in,



y'all too afraid to dance unlike biatch
 

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LA clubs are the worst because we have so many out of towners who show up or recently moved transplants and all they do is take pics so they can floss on Facebook saying " I'm ballin in Hollywood bytches "

If u want to party, u better off staying in your place and invite a few people over
House parties are where it's at......
But at the same time, too many nikkas be getting into shyt. :snoop:
But at least with LA clubs I used to go after chicks in town for a week and smash that same night....
 
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