I'm cooler than my kids...

[Ginger]

So your sons are lames and that somehow makes you cool?

So they are lames and uncool because they don't listen to rap and wear Jordans?? Sad that people think like this.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

So they are lames and uncool because they don't listen to rap and wear Jordans?? Sad that people think like this.

TS's definitions. Not mine.

 

[ClassyME]

Your kid is 15? nikka bout to go to college in 2 yrs. Damn how old are you playa?

 

[AgentGrey]

these lil dudes are SUPER square, but also SUPER intelligent. blessing and curse at the same time...

Dont push it breh, lesser of two evils.. me and my father were somewhat like this (I wasnt fukkin with uncle kracker and I had jordans ) because I was always gettin good grades and didnt play sports, didnt hang out late night, usual teenager shyt. nikka used to try to sneak diss me about it too

Sophmore year came around and I started making my own finances Got arrested, bought a car, and was even giving him money. Dude was like " How the fukk u buy a car with no job" and started gettin upset that I rarely came home, just to brush my teeth/shower n pack a bag, then left for another few days. Until I just moved out altogether junior year. I went to visit him a few months ago and he told me he "missed the old kid that watched cartoons and was playin ps2 all day". Just give em time, dont pressure them to "be cool" ​

 

[DaChampIsHere]

I set the bar pretty high. I don't think my kids will able to match up. If they can

 

[Luchini]

You won breh

I used to feel the same way bout my kids and everybody saying they "white washed" and joking about how proper they talk and the shows & music they like but just remember when your kids are in college most of their peers will be dead,in jail,or on their 3rd kid

So what you're saying is being white-washed=college?

 

[King Sun]

You left out the part where he wears smedium parts and rock and high top fade

 

[Luchini]

OP don't worry I'm 20 and I went through a wack phase too around 12-15 where I only shopped at Abercrombie, only liked white dudes, and only listened to Fall out Boy and Green Day everyone in my fam thought I was a lost cause but I grew out of it and they will too probably

 

[Steve Piffler]

hey now ....i never said my kids were lame. just square. nothing wrong with being square. don't get it twisted. i'm kidding around. my kids are wonderful the way they are. i just think it's funny how non street smart they are. not just the shyt that i posted above. it's all in fun....they are great kids.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Your kid is 15? nikka bout to go to college in 2 yrs. Damn how old are you playa?

35

 

[ClassyME]

35

Don't try no funny business telling the kids' friends that you're cooler than them.

Spoiler

Don't fukk up their lives doing the crip walk or any old school moves in the middle of the dance floor

Your kid's friends would be like

them:

Spoiler

dad thinks he's cool!!!

 

[L&HH]

my 11 year old asked me if i knew who Uncle Kracker was, and i said "yeah, why?" then he asked me to look up this song on youtube:

Uncle Kracker - Follow Me [Official Video] - YouTube

while it was playing, he was nodding his head and singing along WORD FOR WORD the lil dude doesn't know ANY hip hop artists at all, but he fukkin' knows Uncle CACker...
my 15 year old HATES jordans. he only wears vans and chucks. never wears polos. only Aeropostle and Abercrombie and Fitch or Tees with wisecracks on the front he also only likes white girls with red hair (gingers is what he calls them...) or mexican chicks. he also would rather listen to acapella boyz to men type songs than hip hop (he likes lil wayne tho...) everytime he gets in the car with me, he looks like at my choice of music.

these lil dudes are SUPER square, but also SUPER intelligent. blessing and curse at the same time...

so tell us more about your terrible parenting?

Nah Im fukking with you. From your description you must live on the west coast in Cali somewhere. I met some lil nigglets last year down VA who were from Cali. Me and my bro were talking about them (they were talking about us as well) about the shyt they wear. They was tellin us how J's werent cool and how nikkas who rock vans and all that shyt are fresher nikkas with Jordans, its just a regional thing .

As for the music they listen to, I have no idea what to say about that. Cause Im in college and I got white friends (who didnt grow up around black ppl) who ump the shyt outta some Juicy J, The Weeknd, Lloyd banks so idk whats goin on there. If I were you I would nip that shyt in the bud, they really listen to country? Uncle Krakerr? The R&B is no issue tho.

 

[Steve Piffler]

so tell us more about your terrible parenting?

Nah Im fukking with you. From your description you must live on the west coast in Cali somewhere. I met some lil nigglets last year down VA who were from Cali. Me and my bro were talking about them (they were talking about us as well) about the shyt they wear. They was tellin us how J's werent cool and how nikkas who rock vans and all that shyt are fresher nikkas with Jordans, its just a regional thing .

As for the music they listen to, I have no idea what to say about that. Cause Im in college and I got white friends (who didnt grow up around black ppl) who ump the shyt outta some Juicy J, The Weeknd, Lloyd banks so idk whats goin on there. If I were you I would nip that shyt in the bud, they really listen to country? Uncle Krakerr? The R&B is no issue tho.

nope. Texas. and i won't do anything to change them. that's who they are, and i don't tease them. it's just funny to me sometimes how they are POLAR OPPOSITE of the way i was at the same age....

 

[T'Kuvma Da Unforgettable]

lol@15 year old kids

cotidamn

 

[msims]

my 11 year old asked me if i knew who Uncle Kracker was, and i said "yeah, why?" then he asked me to look up this song on youtube:

Uncle Kracker - Follow Me [Official Video] - YouTube

while it was playing, he was nodding his head and singing along WORD FOR WORD the lil dude doesn't know ANY hip hop artists at all, but he fukkin' knows Uncle CACker...

my 15 year old HATES jordans. he only wears vans and chucks. never wears polos. only Aeropostle and Abercrombie and Fitch or Tees with wisecracks on the front he also only likes white girls with red hair (gingers is what he calls them...) or mexican chicks. he also would rather listen to acapella boyz to men type songs than hip hop (he likes lil wayne tho...) everytime he gets in the car with me, he looks like at my choice of music.

these lil dudes are SUPER square, but also SUPER intelligent. blessing and curse at the same time...

You failed as a father, breh.