Taadow
The StarchBishop™️
I got a towel in my pillow case just in case. It use to be white. Now its golden brown like burnt lays potato chips. I call it "old reliable". It has hardened and become stiff too; very fitting for the instrument in which it cleans.
Oh my goshers, bruh...you turned a regular white towel into a car wash shammy?? Yikes...
Okay - let's be mature.
*puts on glasses and cardigan*
- What do you think caused you to jerk it at the tender age of 6?
- Have you ever been hard and had the urge to jerk, but never did it?
- You say you and your girl are practicing abstinence. Have you told her of your problem?