If you've ever wondered how large a blue whale is

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i see shyt like this and wonder why people wanna contact aliens

Them n1ggas finna treat us like SHYT

Put us in zoos

Try to fukk us

Make sure we healthy and eating good so our meat and bones taste good in their soup

Have us die in fukked up ways to research us

All karma from how we treated God's planet and animals...

Who is this “we” you speak of?

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Dropped to half guard to bait him for the kill


@Mowgli would be proud :Soulglo2:
He didn't drop to half or even to a hip. Both feet stayed planted. Lion done seen that technique so many times the weak side was obvious and he had the speed and head movement to quickly attain it

Poor little horn bruh shoulda gotta little lower with that offense but meh, he clearly wasn't conditioned for that battle with that slow pitiful charge.

He looked like the Alpha beta with that weak rush
 

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I can't help but think of one

glaring
fact about that photograph......


If one person on that boat knew Brazillian Jiujitsu,
.
.
. the whale would have willingly become a taxi for those passengers.

"O y'all looking for some good fishing. I know this spot a few miles east where you can catch a mermaid and find 10 billion in gold Holla! Let me run you by there right quick on the strength of that training. Wow, BIG fans of that art pal you don't even know. "
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Then the whale turns to it's side balancing you perfectly above the surface and hits one of these
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I remember this from elementary school:
blue_whale_to_human.jpg

Lil bitty ass school bus :gucci:

I don't get this pic...is it saying a school bus is bigger than a basketball court?:dwillhuh:


Edit: ohhh, I get it. The human is selected, so it's comparing the human length to the blue whale. The options on the bottom are just different objects/animals you can compare to the blue whale :snoop:
 
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