If you're a mid-level bad guy in the Marvel universe who are you going to work for?

[Bomberman]

If Jubilee stopping me, Im hanging it up and and getting that 9-5.

Laughed for real at this shyt. It's nearly what I was thinking after I read that line about Jubilee.


*breaks open ATM and hears, "Hey!"*
*turns around*





















*Last thing remember seeing:*

*goes home*
*puts reality warping powers on the shelf*

 

[NSSVO]

kingpin

but if he aint hirin im goin to mister sinister, he seem like he a cool nikka when he aint fukkin off doin evil shyt

Galactic Goon....

I can't nikka

 

[Iamnoone]

fukk marvel. I'd rather be a rogue in central city. I can fukk around at the bar, make some decent money, and the flash won't put you in the hospital like Batman

MARVEL not DC fool

 

[Iamnoone]

also Jubaliee is a Vampire now and before when she was a mutant her powers wern't so weak.

Vampire abilities[edit]
Jubilee has since gained the powers of a vampire from her transformation by the bite of Xarus, son of Dracula. Her powers include superhuman strength and speed, and the ability to turn into vapor. It is possible that she can heal much faster than a human.

As a vampire, Jubilee now possesses all of the weaknesses of a vampire. She must sustain herself on blood and avoid direct sunlight, garlic, silver, and religious symbols.

Former Mutant powers[edit]
Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks". The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm. Jubilee often referred to her powers as "pafs." "Paf" appears in many instances as onomatopoeia for her powers.

While training in Generation X, Emma Frost described Jubilee as having the untapped potential to detonate matter at a sub-atomic level, which in theory is the equivalent of a fusion bomb. Her moral stance on taking a life was observed by Emma during the "Phalanx Covenant" when Jubilee explained her fear of killing someone should her powers ever flare up again as they did during the "Acts of Vengeance" storyline in Uncanny X-Men where she destroyed an entire house during a panicked moment. Emma Frost stated that Jubilee had unlimited potential and was one of the most powerful mutants she had ever encountered. Her Age of Apocalypse alternate had minimal qualms in this regard, and made liberal use of her full powers.

In her early appearances, Jubilee also displayed an apparent immunity to telepathy, but this was soon abandoned by writers. She had on occasion used this ability to hide herself from telepathic scans and probes from Sentinels. Whether or not she knew of this ability remains unaddressed.

 

[E R 11 C]

"Oh Jubilee...Can you look back for one second please?"

 

[Box Cutta]

no Doom?

I was about to say DOOM, but isn't this dude extremely likely to double-cross you/sacrifice you the moment it benefits him?

Maybe my characterization is off, but my understanding is that working for him is pretty much putting a sign on your head saying "I'm Expendable".

Do I have Doom fukked up? Is he actually loyal? I thought he was this ultra-calculative sociopath only concerned with world power. Matter of fact, I don't think I'd feel comfortable working for him OR Reed, just too damn smart.

Kingpin? Dude doesn't have any true super powers so naw. I respect his gangsta, but I didn't get super-powers, only to turn around and work for a regular ass dude.

Magneto seems like he's loyal as shyt, assuming you are also a mutant. Once again, not a comic reader so maybe my characterization is fukked up. Only thing is that, although he seems like he generally cares for his fellow mutants, I get a sense that working for him isn't just going to be a stroll in the park, he expects you to consistently put in work and put your life on the line. I kinda want a job where I can just chill....

How about.....Vampires? Seems like they spend most of their time fukking partying.... Assuming you don't get GOT by Blade...their lifestyle seemed legit in the films.

 

[Box Cutta]

Doom... Least likely to murk you or put you in a hopeless position. He also isnt a walking failure like most marvel villians and he's "legit" meaning you cant put it on a resume.

Doom actually keeps you safe....

 

[Bud Bundy]

Do yall know anything about doom?

Most of his servants are robots so you will not be protected at all. If Doom does use goons it will be for work out side of Latveria and therefore those men are all expendable.

Now Hydra seems like the safest bet because if you work for the Kingpin the Punisher is coming for you someday and he will not punch you like Spiderman or Daredevil.

If you are a Hydra agent you have to take on shield but the chances of death are much smaller. I would say working for Aim is good but they have Modock and I am not comfortable working for robot whose acronym is designed for killing.

Plus Deadpool showed us working for Hydra is not all bad.

Redskull goons seem to do the best but he is very racist and as a black man i feel he will hang me out to dry.

 

[Type Username Here]

I would try to pull off a Thunderbolts. Become a mid level good guy. Getting that work from Firework Bedazzled Jubilee is an automatic identity change. That calls for a moment of deep reflection about how I prioritize my set of ethical beliefs and moral standings.

 

[Sugar]

yeah galactis doesnt even trip if u quit.. u get a nice severance package keeping the powers too..

 

[Makavalli]

also Jubaliee is a Vampire now and before when she was a mutant her powers wern't so weak.

Vampire abilities[edit]
Jubilee has since gained the powers of a vampire from her transformation by the bite of Xarus, son of Dracula. Her powers include superhuman strength and speed, and the ability to turn into vapor. It is possible that she can heal much faster than a human.

As a vampire, Jubilee now possesses all of the weaknesses of a vampire. She must sustain herself on blood and avoid direct sunlight, garlic, silver, and religious symbols.

Former Mutant powers[edit]
Jubilee had the mutant power to generate bright bursts of multi-colored energy plasmoids from her fingertips. She referred to these globules as "fireworks". The globules obeyed her mental control, traveling where she directed them, arranging themselves in balls, streamers, and other shapes, and exploding when she wished. The strength of the energy varies in degrees of power and intensity, and could range from a multitude of colorful sparkles capable of temporarily blinding a person to a powerful detonation capable of smashing objects and destroying property, or a precision burst inside a human brain, simulating the effects of a massive stroke. Jubilee could absorb the fireworks back into her own body without harm. Jubilee often referred to her powers as "pafs." "Paf" appears in many instances as onomatopoeia for her powers.

While training in Generation X, Emma Frost described Jubilee as having the untapped potential to detonate matter at a sub-atomic level, which in theory is the equivalent of a fusion bomb. Her moral stance on taking a life was observed by Emma during the "Phalanx Covenant" when Jubilee explained her fear of killing someone should her powers ever flare up again as they did during the "Acts of Vengeance" storyline in Uncanny X-Men where she destroyed an entire house during a panicked moment. Emma Frost stated that Jubilee had unlimited potential and was one of the most powerful mutants she had ever encountered. Her Age of Apocalypse alternate had minimal qualms in this regard, and made liberal use of her full powers.

In her early appearances, Jubilee also displayed an apparent immunity to telepathy, but this was soon abandoned by writers. She had on occasion used this ability to hide herself from telepathic scans and probes from Sentinels. Whether or not she knew of this ability remains unaddressed.

Lol they turned that bytch into a twilight character??!

 

[NormanConnors]

If Jubilee stopping me, Im hanging it up and and getting that 9-5.[/QUOT

lmao @ saying a real man is based off of a comic book villain. I'm over here rolling.

yeah galactis doesnt even trip if u quit.. u get a nice severance package keeping the powers too..

@These

give me Galactus, i want that power upgrade.

 

[Crakface]

Laughed for real at this shyt. It's nearly what I was thinking after I read that line about Jubilee.


*breaks open ATM and hears, "Hey!"*
*turns around*





















*Last thing remember seeing:*

*goes home*
*puts reality warping powers on the shelf*

Jubilee doesnt have those powers anymore. Shes a vampire now and would probably beat the shyt out of Logan in her current form.

Galactus would never hire some fukkin flunky like Rhino and its not like you can just hit him up like yo, G, i need a job, nikkas aint fukkin with me in the streets like that. Get a day job or hit small licks by yourself.

 

[Cuban Pete]

real shyt Im going with Norman Osborn/OSCORP, would prolly work my way up the company as a scientist or some shyt and eventually get acces to the lab tech where i'd proceed to get all with whatever they got in there, whats a goon to a goblin?

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Yeah, you gotta pledge allegiance to Galactus, if you can. Just think of the money and worries you'll save on not having to eat anymore