If You're A Man That Doesn't Drink Or Smoke Odds Are Your Dating Life Sucks

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Thank goodness my woman does neither, actually she wouldn't be my woman if she smoked but I digress. Lately I've lost a few side chics because I don't drink or smoke. They say they be coo with that shyt but on the weekends them bishes be going thru withdrawals after awhile.

You nikkas that drink and smoke have an advantage over us that don't. If I was single I'd be assed out since I only fukk with black chics and 98% of them have one of those vices.
I hang with a higher calibre of women that are not attracted by people with addictions such as drinking and smoking, so yeah this theory is bullshyt. you don't have women because of YOU, not because you don't have vices.
 

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Never had a puff in my life. Never been drunk/had a hangover in my life. I've had a drink or two in social situations (peer pressure, we off that now), but I've found that when I'm out, people/females are always trying to have me take a sip of their shyt or whatever to "loosen up" since despite being pretty likable, I have a very serious demeanor.

I just sit there thinking, "If you really want me to loosen up, throw me some box/head." Otherwise, I respectfully :camby:

However, I would be the type of dude to keep that shyt on hand in case I'm dealing with someone who likes that kind of stuff.
 
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