If your mattress ain't at least a queen I can't respect you

[HookersandIceCream]

I fit on ur sisters barbie bed just fine

Nonsense she has a hello kitty bed

 

[young3000]

queen pillow top

chicks love laying in it, doing bed angels. They be trying get in middle, I tell em either to roll over or get the fukk out

 

[Ashley Banks]

I have a full.

 

[call_me_step_daddy]

I know some nikkas here got that single mattress like your a nikka sleeping in Russian barracks or a bunk bed

why do you care about the size of another man's bed? because you know what you sound like?







































you sound like a FAT bytch

 

[StraxStrax]

Sleeping in Russian barracks is kinda badass if you ask me.
But I still sleep in a kingsize bed

 

[Soundbwoy]

queens mattress good for two but better for one

 

[Nick Barnes]

King size

 

[duncanthetall]

I had a twin up until...fall 2010. bytches love my bed, breh. shyts so comfy. If a hoe treated me right, I bring that bytch breakfast while she's layin in it and we lay there and look into each others eyes, reminiscing of the beautiful night we shared in each other's arms.

 

[Anothergirl]

California King Tempur. curled up posting from it right now on my laptop.

 

[duncanthetall]

queen pillow top

chicks love laying in it, doing bed angels. They be trying get in middle, I tell em either to roll over or get the fukk out

Real talk. ALWAYS gotta tell them hoes they bout to find themselves on the couch with all that foolishness. They straighten up.

 

[Ricky Church]

no matter how big ur bedd is, if u sleep with a bytch that likes to cuddle it's gonna be you and thed edge of said bedd...

don't ask me how it happens, they just wander over to my side thru-out the night
wake up and look over at the big empty space on the other side like

 

[BrothaZay]

I dont call it a queen size, i call it a lil king or a prince

 

[Erdos]

I don't know how anyone older than a child can sleep on a single mattress. You can't even stretch out .

 

[Steezy]

I had a twin up until...fall 2010. bytches love my bed, breh. shyts so comfy. If a hoe treated me right, I bring that bytch breakfast while she's layin in it and we lay there and look into each others eyes, reminiscing of the beautiful night we shared in each other's arms.

My nikka two toes love them hoes

Spoiler

lucky sum bytch

 

[Brock Landers]

I have a king single bed, you can fit two people on there quite easily but it encourages females not to get too comfortable and I suggest that they leave right afterwards anyway