If it's my girl I'm breaking bytches jaws and applying figure four leg locks and crossface chicken wings to them while they're on the ground writhing in pain. That is because she's never been in a fight, and she would never instigate to the point it gets to a fight.
If it were one of my exes who talked a lot of shyt about other bytches and was catchin the fade as a result? tough break bytch, keep your mouth shut next time and find a new man.