If your girl had Mystique powers...

[OG_StankBrefs]

Let's just assume that she's ready and willing.

Smh @ you simps tryna take a mutant chick's feelings into consideration

Not trynna push da bish away. Dis a long term investment, nikka.

She's a mutant but she still a female wit emotions dat can be manipulated too.

 

[Another Man]

What if she turns into a brolic cat and rapes you?

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Thread went south quick

 

[FrederickDouglas]

Thread went south quick

Coli nikkas always on that gay shyt

Does make you wonder about the pros and cons though

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I would google Black Women 1970s....and make choices based from those results

 

[Doobie Doo]

Now doed the p*ssy change too or is it the same? I mean if she changes into Kim Kardashian will that p*ssy be looser than if she was like Keke Palmer? And if so how does her super power determine p*ssy tightnes?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I thought about this the other day and I realized I would probably still cheat not he b1tch . Even with her being able to change into anybody I desire, nothing compares to the thrill and the chase of talking a b1tch into giving up them panties. There's some excitement in not knowing if you gonna smash or not .

Very true.

 

[Ziggiy]

The possibilities are ENDLESS

 

[newworldafro]

Now would she be volunteerin to do dis shyt on her own accord or wuh?

Because I'd be hesitant to constantly askin her to change into otha hoes all da time at first. I'd want to at least have her think I'm really into her for a minute. Have her keep her natural form for a while n shyt.

Then very slowly start wit da ?? 'n

the ole .................................. "unless you gone do it" ................................

What if she drunk and her mood changes her mutant transformation.....what kind of craziness you gone experience?.... might run out the room..

 

[KravenMorehead™]

If I could shapeshift I'd literally hit nikkas with Coli smilies in real life




nikka say some c00n shyt, turn to look at me, I'm like " "

 

[Cowboyz89]

Id open instagram anytime Im bout to smash and and randomly pick a thot.
The GOAT gf.
lol at her changing into your mom or some brolic cat tho. Id have to kill her after I stopped crying.

 

[Yaboysix]

I have to agree with dude...I would still cheat. Even with a shape shifting mutant girlfriend. I can feel it in my soul lmao.

The grass ain't always greener brehs.if mystiq so bad,why none of them nikkas ever wifed her...bow!

 

[jackswstd]

She could stay blue a majority of the time for me

 

[The Maverick]

If we're in bed:

Any time else:

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Now would she be volunteerin to do dis shyt on her own accord or wuh?

Because I'd be hesitant to constantly askin her to change into otha hoes all da time at first. I'd want to at least have her think I'm really into her for a minute. Have her keep her natural form for a while n shyt.

Then very slowly start wit da ?? 'n

this.... you know every man she ever dated did that shyt... i'd be on my magneto for a few years "i want to see the real you"

then it'd slowly change... "hey can you be a blond tonight.... but still you"


and eventually.... "look i need halle sucking my dikk, backshots with serena, i'd like to fukk michelle obama face to face, then nut on alexis texas face"