If your 4th cousin looks like Teanna Trump you smashin at the Christmas Dinner?

O.T.I.S.

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Nah. I never fukked (maybe wrong choice of word) with that side of my family except for a sister. But having a baby is hard. That fukker always wants to sleep on our bed so I just go to the couch. I ain't trying to wake up 4 or 5 times thru out the nite when I gotta wake up at 430.
Plus shorty think she a princess. She's young, pretty and been spoiled all her life. shyt be a headache
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@O.T.I.S. stop stirring up this shyt :damn:
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Don't worry, besides missing a toe and having an extra earlobe, he seems pretty normal.
We actually did a bunch of genetic testing during the pregnancy to make sure everything he'd be good
 

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Don't worry, besides missing a toe and having an extra earlobe, he seems pretty normal.
We actually did a bunch of genetic testing during the pregnancy to make sure everything he'd be good
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4th cousin? I might dive right in.

With a rubber, of course:whoa: Not trying to breed retarded babies because my pull out game is weak.
 

Dameon Farrow

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At that point we share, what 1% DNA?

Yep. Diving in it raw.
More like .5% if you grew up in the South and ever hit anything up North the chance is high you've had 4th or 5th cousins in the sack because the Great Migration was real and dudes were making families left and right official and unnofficial. Either the great shame or great pride of the community depending on who you ask.
 
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