If you were a criminal

[Citi Trends]

No you would not because I know Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

you know bjj but do you know bj

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Word?

I am a mma fighter in my spare time.

 

[ben anderson]

easy...
id kill all people i deem scum. pedos,other serial killers,rapist, people who rob other people.

id first make a mold mimicking a knife. then id fill it up with water until it froze, and sharpen the edge/point until it's ready to be used for killing. after i commit the murder with it, it would melt away. no DNA or evidence. wear fake dreads ( id cut off my real ones) and a beard with shoe lifts to throw off police/cameras etc.. and i wouldn't tell anyone.

it's pretty easy to get away with murder.

 

[Neuromancer]

I am a mma fighter in my spare time.

You should make a thread in the group about the importance of a man learning self defense. I practice wing chun myself.

 

[BNT]

I partook in some minor criminality in my younger days...

Spoiler

I'm not built like that

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I'd be a pimp.

Also a murderist because I would carry and fun and shot and kill anyone that pissed me off.

 

[mr.africa]

i'd be a smooth criminal, offing people left and right

and in my off time i'd murder the dancefloor like my name was mj

 

[lotteryplaya]

Tax evasion. I finally have my dream come true of winning millions in the lottery. Only to end up in federal prison because I set up shaky shell companies, fake blind trusts and buried cash in the backyard.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I kill the Nikka who executed my cousin.
Would Rob the two Nikkas my other cousin killed. I figure he wouldn't have killed them, if they would've gotten robed already.
I would then kill the Nikka who killed one of my closest friends since elementary school. He died three years ago yesterday.
Then I would end it by killing the nikka who domestically abuse my ex girlfriend. I may not be with her anymore; but I still care about her.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Some of you sound like your already past the planning stage of said crimes.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Robbing dealers in the hood and redistributing drugs outside to mid to high income, low melanin areas

 

[Dominicansbelit]

definitely a rapist ... neg me idc im being honest