If you were a criminal

[Neuromancer]

What would your crime be? I always wondered about being a serial killer using a straight razor as my weapon but I lack the constitution for murder.

 

[The BasedFather]

Killing hoes with my dikk

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

For some reason this is a "crime" in the U.S.A but I would have 4 wives if it's a "crime". "the land of the free"

 

[scarlxrd]

:dunno:

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Maybe I would sell raw, organic, grass fed cow's milk at Whole Foods... Yes this would be a "crime" here in America. "the land of the free"
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/441775044668737496/

 

[wickedsm]

Are we talking crime as an occupation or some "the purge" type shyt?

 

[Citi Trends]

International p*ssy taker

 

[Aceofspades404]

I swear you make like 10 threads a day

 

[wickedsm]

Selling it is not illegal in all states, each state creates their own laws.
Transporting it for retail sale across state lines is a federal crime.
Drinking it isn't illegal anywhere in the usa.

I know you provided a link but your post was a little loose.

 

[Neuromancer]

Are we talking crime as an occupation or some "the purge" type shyt?

As occupation.

 

[Neuromancer]

I swear you make like 10 threads a day

REALLY? It's good to know someone is keeping score.

 

[Groanman]

I would beat the shyt outta anyone who got on my last nerve.

 

[Neuromancer]

:dunno:

Why isn't oj a smiley?

 

[wickedsm]

As occupation.

A financial crime. Most likely some sort of real estate pyramid scheme

 

[sanityovar8ted]

1st black female serial killer, who goes undiscovered for decades