If You Want to Know Why WWE Writing is So Bad, Check Max Landis's Twitter

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I knew fukkery was afoot when he decided to become a member of The Shield:mjlol: This is what he was building to? :dead:

Goddamn - I feel for the brehs and brehettes still watching week in and week out. :wow:

Max Landis trying to justify this is a Juelz. An eloquent Juelz with some sort of logic behind it, but a Juelz nonetheless.

fukk Max Landis btw, his filmography is trash and his best script is a rip off of AKIRA
 

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fukk Max Landis btw, his filmography is trash and his best script is a rip off of AKIRA

I agree with 99.9999% of this statement, but Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency is pretty good. It's a Douglas Adams adaptation though.
 
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Imagine all the possibilities we had coming into this:
  • Jason Jordan interfering and costing Team RAW the W
  • Causing an elimination of his dad Kurt
  • KO and Sami costing team Smackdown the W
  • Causing an elimination of Shane
  • Intrigue as to how much of a team player free agent John Cena would be
  • How destructive Braun would be and how many eliminations he would get
Etc
Instead it became about making HHH look good and him getting the win :laff::laff::laff:
 

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Feuding with :hhh: literally doesn't do anything for anyone and it never has. When he has faced people they always been already well over, anyway. And this goes back to 97 when Foley was already over from that summer being Dude Love and tagging with Austin, then HHH winning KOTR and screwing Foley constantly thru out that summer.
 

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Anybody that believes this shytty take is a stab for life and is the reason why Wwe disappoints you guys every big event

Too much better and more intriguing entertainment and wrestling to spend crying about nakamura and roode being treated like lower tier talent and whining by fans about how old people are

You keep watching and talking so they will keep doing what they do lol
 

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Feuding with :hhh: literally doesn't do anything for anyone and it never has. When he has faced people they always been already well over, anyway. And this goes back to 97 when Foley was already over from that summer being Dude Love and tagging with Austin, then HHH winning KOTR and screwing Foley constantly thru out that summer.
I've been saying this for the longest time, perfect example people like to bring up the fact that he puts guys over at Mania but ignore the fact that he ALWAYS ends up rebounding shortly after and no sells his Mania loss.
 

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Dude is a Triple H mark, that wrestling isn't wrestling shyt showed that.

Triple H is also a Triple H mark, which is why he was OK with the way the survivor series main event went down.

Fact is Triple H was never a big enough star to warrant the pushes he's gotten and never a big enough star to warrant him not putting people over. In wrestling the only guys big enough to say they won't do a job are Hogan, Austin, Rock and maybe, maybe Flair. HHH needs to put over people especially since he doesn't have much years left. Remember when Jericho jobbed to Fandango at wrestlemania? That's the type of shyt missing from his resume, everyone he puts over is already over to some extent.

He's a piece of shyt, if you erase his legacy from the entire WWE you won't be missing much.
 

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Let's say they ARE going to HHH vs Braun. So you want to created a conflict between the 2 and make Braun look powerful.

Final four of Braun, HHH, Nakamura, Cena. Let HHH eliminate Shane still. Angle is eliminated by Shinsuke.

Braun eliminates Cena.
Braun is about to eliminate namakura with powerslam, HHH tags himself in to get the glory as he's doing the move. He isn't legal so pin doesn't count. HHH picks up Nakamura, pedigree, pin, he celebrates. Braun like :Lookatthis: don't ever touch me again, etc, the rest of the HHH/Braun drama plays out the same.

So, EVEN IF you want to get to HHH Braun you don't book that total bullshyt HHH self serving shyt. And it makes braun look beastly, protects Nakamura, and you get a taste of Cena vs Braun.
This would require them pushing new people as opposed to Randy and Cena and Shane being the final 3 on team Smackdown. What we saw felt more like a classic case of :flabbyvince: since all the newer guys got eliminated first except for Braun.
 

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Let's say they ARE going to HHH vs Braun. So you want to created a conflict between the 2 and make Braun look powerful.

Final four of Braun, HHH, Nakamura, Cena. Let HHH eliminate Shane still. Angle is eliminated by Shinsuke.

Braun eliminates Cena.
Braun is about to eliminate namakura with powerslam, HHH tags himself in to get the glory as he's doing the move. He isn't legal so pin doesn't count. HHH picks up Nakamura, pedigree, pin, he celebrates. Braun like :Lookatthis: don't ever touch me again, etc, the rest of the HHH/Braun drama plays out the same.

So, EVEN IF you want to get to HHH Braun you don't book that total bullshyt HHH self serving shyt. And it makes braun look beastly, protects Nakamura, and you get a taste of Cena vs Braun.
It’s the same result imo. People would hated that finish as well
 

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I would mind Triple H, but he gives us something to talk about with his neverending fukkery so I appreciate him :lolbron:
 

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Imagine all the possibilities we had coming into this:
  • Jason Jordan interfering and costing Team RAW the W
  • Causing an elimination of his dad Kurt
  • KO and Sami costing team Smackdown the W
  • Causing an elimination of Shane
  • Intrigue as to how much of a team player free agent John Cena would be
  • How destructive Braun would be and how many eliminations he would get
Etc
Instead it became about making HHH look good and him getting the win :laff::laff::laff:
the participants in this match left nothing to be desired

Those 1st two points would lead to nothing. Vince obviously don’t care for Jordan enough to make him that important.

KO & Sami point was still made

John was there just for a check

Braun dominating could’ve been dope but nothing at all would come of that

It was just a mundane Survior series match that tried to add fukkery. Take the part timers out. Nothing changes about the match at all. Just maybe a cooler more exciting match that leads to nothing like always:yeshrug:
 
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