If You Want to Get p*ssy You'll Need to Appeal to the Mainstream

[Mowgli]

At the end of the day it's not about the content of your character but how similar to a celebrity you look.

You need to be able to remind a bytch of how she felt at the concert dancing to the beats and jamming to the lyrics made by nikka who she will never be able to acquire.

@Nelomaxwell
@The_Computer
@Wiles
@BocaRear

And just say a bunch of words that don't mean shyt in general and just act like you tough:



You'll need to copy the latest gear, get the latest iPhone and most popular Car model featured in the vids:



Talk like you have a bunch of chalk in your mouth and stunt using exaggerated body language like you own everything:

Oh and don't forget signaling to other grown ass Men that you are a fakkit and take it in the ass, the ladies love that:

(Never too early to start young blood)

Another thing you gotta do is preferably have the mark of another Woman on you, AKA a baby by another Woman - If it's a girl make sure to treat her like a princess (even if she badly behaved and don't deserve it):

(Women consider it to be evidence "Your swimmers work" even if the child is 20 years of age or older)


Last but not least the ultimate one shot guide:

• Always have connects at the club for free or reduced price bottle service
• Always have boys ready to bust shots, throw down or cause commotion 24/7/365 x-mas and holidays included, funerals and baby showers too
• Always have chronic or another drug on hand at all times
• Always have the latest car leased, pimped out with the proper bling included

Above all else - STAY ON TOP OF THE LATEST TRENDS IN WSHH

IF LIL DURK WEARING WHITE JEANS BUY WHITE JEANS
IF CHIEF KEEF WEARING HIS HAIR IN A PONY TAIL AND YOU GOT DREADS DO THE SAME
IF THE NEW BLING IN THE VID IS ROUND DIAMONDS TRADE YOUR SQUARES IN FOR ROUNDZ

A LOT of this shyt seems stupid, unoriginal and nonsensical I know - But when you walk up in the club looking like a Lil Durk Copy believe me the response will be much more favorable than if you walk in looking like an Old School Ginuwine. So for the older cats to get play from younger dumb hoes this is what you got to do.

She won't even care what you saying, all she cares about is how she looks with you and how you appear to others. She don't give a damn about your intelligence or anything else unique about you.

I repeat - If you want to get p*ssy in 2016 in America easily you have to appeal to the Mainstream.

Class is dismissed.

Or you could just start taking Brazillian Jiujitsu and get a higher quality of female

 

[Momentum]

Negus are wilding now that negs are gone

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Negus are wilding now that negs are gone

Bullet proof reps are

 

[SouljaVoy]

Typical thread from a nikka with no bytches, who sits in the house and comes up with delusional thoughts about how to get bytches, even though he's never around bytches in real life.

 

[It is a mystery]

OP mad his 2016 G-unit swag :50andsick: is seen as out of touch with the ladies (as it is with everyone lets be honest:50andsick: ) and it has him writing hipster think pieces complaining about the mainstream
this is what 2016 curly stanning does; it has you lost and out of your element time-wise to the point where you have a campaign with chief keef at the head when finally rich/back from the dead dropped 4 YEARS ago
Even @General Mills always knew better than to catch an L over 50 Cent. Come on breh do better

 

[Reginald Noble]

Negus are wilding now that negs are gone

Never cared to begin with really

Typical thread from a nikka with no bytches, who sits in the house and comes up with delusional thoughts about how to get bytches, even though he's never around bytches in real life.

Yeah aiight

OP mad his 2016 G-unit swag :50andsick: is seen as out of touch with the ladies (as it is with everyone lets be honest:50andsick: ) and it has him writing hipster think pieces complaining about the mainstream
this is what 2016 curly stanning does; it has you lost and out of your element time-wise to the point where you have a campaign with chief keef at the head when finally rich/back from the dead dropped 4 YEARS ago
Even @General Mills always knew better than to catch an L over 50 Cent. Come on breh do better

Da fukk you mean????

 

[It is a mystery]

Da fukk you mean????

The days of the G-Unit dynasty are over. 'In the club' and 'Candy Shop' are not the most played song in the club anymore more. A lot of the trends you mentioned (as competition to fif) are actually years old and are being phased out if anything
That fifty cent swag is dead breh it has nothing to do with 'mainstream' or 'women's particular taste' or anything of substantial depth :50andsick:
Don't let that boy make you flabby; you have solid writing skills but you are letting Curtis ruin you

 

[Redwood]

No disrespect, but I rather develop my own swag. I'm a leader not a follower.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

When you go to click that neg and...it's...not...there!

 

[Tetsuo]

OP mad his 2016 G-unit swag :50andsick: is seen as out of touch with the ladies (as it is with everyone lets be honest:50andsick: ) and it has him writing hipster think pieces complaining about the mainstream
this is what 2016 curly stanning does; it has you lost and out of your element time-wise to the point where you have a campaign with chief keef at the head when finally rich/back from the dead dropped 4 YEARS ago
Even @General Mills always knew better than to catch an L over 50 Cent. Come on breh do better

This damn smiley always cracks me up

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Not sure how yet but in time I'll figure out this is a bash Black women thread... one of the many from OP.

 

[Reginald Noble]

but you are letting Curtis ruin you

I never had a problem with 50 cent man he was the jam back in H.S.

Name one rapper today who been shot once let alone has actually gotten into a real royal rumble brawl that is not Troy Ave, cause that nikka old by today's standards.

It's these effeminate new wave Frank Block nikkas I have a problem with.

When you go to click that neg and...it's...not...there!

Eat an explosive Arabian dikk and die bytch.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Not sure how yet but in time I'll figure out this is a bash Black women thread... one of the many from OP.

Yet nowhere is race mentioned go fukk yourself off a cliff

 

[GoldCoastSaint]

Yet nowhere is race mentioned go fukk yourself off a cliff

Yet all your pics are of Black people...


And how does one fukk themselves off a cliff? Give yourself more time before rushing to insult to avoid revealing your lameness. I know its in you to be funny, just don't go with the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[Reginald Noble]

Yet all your pics are of Black people...


And how does one fukk themselves off a cliff? Give yourself more time before rushing to insult to avoid revealing your lameness. I know its in you to be funny, just don't go with the first thing that comes to mind.

It's 4am EST. If you are a bytch then suck my dikk. If you are a nikka - Then log the fukk off and pay $20 to a crack whore to suck you off and get off mine nikka.