Reginald Noble
Banned
At the end of the day it's not about the content of your character but how similar to a celebrity you look.
You need to be able to remind a bytch of how she felt at the concert dancing to the beats and jamming to the lyrics made by nikka who she will never be able to acquire.
@Nelomaxwell
@The_Computer
@Wiles
@BocaRear
And just say a bunch of words that don't mean shyt in general and just act like you tough:
You'll need to copy the latest gear, get the latest iPhone and most popular Car model featured in the vids:
Talk like you have a bunch of chalk in your mouth and stunt using exaggerated body language like you own everything:
Oh and don't forget signaling to other grown ass Men that you are a fakkit and take it in the ass, the ladies love that:
(Never too early to start young blood)
Another thing you gotta do is preferably have the mark of another Woman on you, AKA a baby by another Woman - If it's a girl make sure to treat her like a princess (even if she badly behaved and don't deserve it):
(Women consider it to be evidence "Your swimmers work" even if the child is 20 years of age or older)
Last but not least the ultimate one shot guide:
- Always have connects at the club for free or reduced price bottle service
- Always have boys ready to bust shots, throw down or cause commotion 24/7/365 x-mas and holidays included, funerals and baby showers too
- Always have chronic or another drug on hand at all times
- Always have the latest car leased, pimped out with the proper bling included
Above all else - STAY ON TOP OF THE LATEST TRENDS IN WSHH
IF LIL DURK WEARING WHITE JEANS BUY WHITE JEANS
IF CHIEF KEEF WEARING HIS HAIR IN A PONY TAIL AND YOU GOT DREADS DO THE SAME
IF THE NEW BLING IN THE VID IS ROUND DIAMONDS TRADE YOUR SQUARES IN FOR ROUNDZ
A LOT of this shyt seems stupid, unoriginal and nonsensical I know - But when you walk up in the club looking like a Lil Durk Copy believe me the response will be much more favorable than if you walk in looking like an Old School Ginuwine. So for the older cats to get play from younger dumb hoes this is what you got to do.
She won't even care what you saying, all she cares about is how she looks with you and how you appear to others. She don't give a damn about your intelligence or anything else unique about you.
I repeat - If you want to get p*ssy in 2016 in America easily you have to appeal to the Mainstream.
Class is dismissed.
