If you still use a microwave for food in 2020, you lawst

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Coli is a wild place, a poster could say 'If you use your eyes to see you lawst' not only will it get daps but other posters will chime in with tales about not using their eyes for the last decade :mjlol:
Yep when these threads are made there’s always a few posters who make it seem like they were ahead of the curve. The thread will say “y’all still use your legs to walk? Lmaoo I use wheelchairs to get around now it’s easier”
And the first few posts in there will be like
“y’all ain’t been doing this? :russ: I been rolling around in wheelchairs the last 2 and a half years now :russ:
 

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Op speaks the truth. I meal prep and every time I reheat me grilled chicken it tastes like shyt. Gonna start throwing it in the toaster oven:hubie:
 

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brehs I bullshyt you not, I did this once as a kid.... chased a roach into the microwave. Shut that door and yelled “gotcha bytch!” :umad:

put that hoe in for 2 minutes. :lawd:

*two minutes later *


Opened that door like :lupe:


Little roach walked out unfazed like, “aight bro, I’m out”
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nikkas I was so scared ran out that kitchen!
:russ::russ::russ::russ:












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Yall nikkas sound like some old folks all scared of the microwave:stopitslime:. Microwave hests up food by making water molecules in your food vibrate rapidly. There is no radiation or radiactive materials in microwaved food, if that is what you are scared of.


Microwaved food tastes like shyt. Id never use it if didn't have to work. They take away flavor, they dry foods out, etc.

The stove and oven is way better when it comes to reheating foods. Reheat a pizza in the oven and reheat a pizza in the microwave and tell me which is better

I don't mind waiting 10 minutes because the shyt taste fresh:ufdup:
 

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Yall nikkas sound like some old folks all scared of the microwave:stopitslime:. Microwave hests up food by making water molecules in your food vibrate rapidly. There is no radiation or radiactive materials in microwaved food, if that is what you are scared of.

And how do u think it does this miraculous feat bruh :stopitslime:
 

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i weep for the education received in our schools....

so much tin foil science in your post that it breaks my heard....

im a science grad and was a chemist in korporate america for 16 years.....i dont even know where to start here........

Please tell us Albert
 

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brehs I bullshyt you not, I did this once as a kid.... chased a roach into the microwave. Shut that door and yelled “gotcha bytch!” :umad:

put that hoe in for 2 minutes. :lawd:

*two minutes later *


Opened that door like :lupe:


Little roach walked out unfazed like, “aight bro, I’m out”
96-D273-ED-1989-4639-8-E3-E-DCD2-E326-BE81.gif



nikkas I was so scared ran out that kitchen!




:deadmanny:









:deadmanny:










:deadmanny:












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And how do u think it does this miraculous feat bruh :stopitslime:
By exciting your food particles with microwaves?:ld:
tell me, are you sticking your head in the microwave oven along with the food? Whats your concern?:jbhmm:
 

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By exciting your food particles with microwaves?:ld:
tell me, are you sticking your head in the microwave oven along with the food? Whats your concern?:jbhmm:

My man said Is you sticking ur head in the microwave along with the food:snoop:

I luv black people...




My guy....Ur ingesting the food into ur system, who's particles were just excited by microwaves
:stopitslime:
 

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No microwave in the residential :camby:

I'll wait.

I only use it at work to heat water, or cold leftovers from an event.

Folks be like "I'll buy you one"..nope, not interested.

They be perturbed when actually have to boil water :mjlol:
 

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My man said Is you sticking ur head in the microwave along with the food:snoop:

I luv black people...




My guy....Ur ingesting the food into ur system, who's particles were just excited by microwaves
:stopitslime:
Yeah the food molecules were excited by microwaves. But the waves arent stored in the food. They are waves, not particles.

The harm comes from having your body excited by microwaves, radiowaves or any wave that damages your DNA. In other words, stay out the microwave:ufdup:
 
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