If you haven't went out by yourself, then I can't respect you as a man

[Xtraz2]

Two of my homies do this and have sucess.

I never tried, but tonight would have been good bc three of my nikkas stood me up and had excuses as to why they werent going out

That's why u gotta handle business by yourself as a man homie, that's wut defines manhood, u gotta break out that shell or you'll forever be a sucka makin troll threads with Latest Drake album in repeat waitin for your "boys" to call you

 

[Xtraz2]

nikka went from saying men don't need friends.. to wet panties and blowing kisses to other dudes

*steps out*

that bytch is a man?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ive gone to a club alone once and actually pulled a chick and brought her to my place. Wasnt that hard actually.


Im about to head to a spot with some homies but after last call im headed to the after hours with or without them with the intention of pulling a broad. Im actually cleaning the crib right now looool.

 

[havoc00]

I used to go to TGI Fridays alone all the time, sit at the bar eat and read the paper

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Real talk though... I've had some crazy nights by myself. It sounds weird, but when I'm really, really able to explore things without having to worry about anyone but myself, my nights always end up being pretty fun, and I end up making lots of new friends.

My best nights like this were at Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas. Every time I go to that shyt on my own, I add about 15 new friends to my Facebook the following morning.

 

[Sierra Mist]

well

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

In college I used to hit up random parties in apartment complexes, small get togethers. I was on my Owen Wilson steez. I once showed up to a Halloween party naked. They was like where is your costume.

Kind of off-topic but one night I took some shrooms, had about 8 beers, 2 sex on the beaches, 4 shots of whiskey and I lost count of the jello-shots, all I remember is while everybody was taking 1, I was double fisting em. I woke up in my boys car like ngga what?

He was .

"dude don't you know what you did"

Me:

"You peed on their couch"

Now I do remember sitting on a couch in the garage while everyone was playing beer pong. Apparently I stood up on the couch, exposed myself and proceeded to bless the cushions. Worst part about it, it was the soccer intramural kids which mostly was made up of hot blooded jamaicans. Machetes were drawn and he dragged me out of there.