If You Have Under 30 Bodies, You're Basically a Virgin

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I am of the opinion that only a homosexual would care about how many bodies another man has. Why would a perfectly heterosexual male concern himself with the sexual conquests of other men?
Ask the High Value Males of the Coli. They believe you're unseasoned and a shut-in if you don't have relations with at least 30 women. And likely geh.
 

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We hoes if we accept drinks from 3 brehs, dirty dance with 2, and let one grab our buttocks in a span of 2 years
The cheat code is to become a stud. Or at least dress and act like one. You can sneak dikk and still retain your HVW status, just don't twerk or get a BBL.
 

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I been told numerous times I look like I’m in triple digits

I guess we’ll never know :blessed:
 

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I’m 30 and a virgin :mjcry:

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