If you had to have your legal name changed to your coli sn for four months or get your left fingers broken....

[SheWantTheD]

People gon be calling me SheWantTheD idgaf

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Ohio brehs would call you Pop


Them mfs always sold out, especially the sawfish ones

No home I like the beef patties

 

[Fill Collins]

People gon calling me SheWantTheD idgaf

Hire a lawyer asap

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

@TEXAS MANDINGO

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Nikkas call me
Haitian patty in Flatbush

Ayo

 

[GoAggieGo.]

I’m good. It’s an ode to my HBCU, and would give them just a smidgeon more recognition

Not letting no one break my fingers. Sounds very painful.

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

 

[Fill Collins]

Ayo

The only flaky, brown, hot, meat filled thing a man should put in his mouth can be found in bakeries in the wee hours of the morning

 

[nahnah]

Peep show is goat.

The barbecued dog episode

 

[Born Rich]

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

What would you choose?

The people who break your dirty ass fingers will pay for your recovery at john-hopkins, plus any prescription opiates you'd like to keep

Everything from your birth certificate, drivers license, bank accounts, everything will be changed for exactly four months

If you only have a single name, that'll be it, etc.

It doesn't matter how stupid, , , , or it is, even if you're a woman or straight, that applies to you

You can sue if people say it wrong on purpose or in a fukked up way, but you'll be in a media frenzy

It's Mr. Crow to you

Easy decision. Change my name

 

[Wildin]

Easy name change for me. In fact it's just one name. Like Prince, Seal, Sade.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Change the shyt and still go by my original name. shyt ain’t rocket science. Damn near everything these days ask for your fukking pronouns or other names you go by.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Easily I would do it. My name is regular lol

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

well then............