If you had to have your legal name changed to your coli sn for four months or get your left fingers broken....

[Fill Collins]

What would you choose?

The people who break your dirty ass fingers will pay for your recovery at john-hopkins, plus any prescription opiates you'd like to keep

Everything from your birth certificate, drivers license, bank accounts, everything will be changed for exactly four months

If you only have a single name, that'll be it, etc.

It doesn't matter how stupid, , , , or it is, even if you're a woman or straight, that applies to you

You can sue if people say it wrong on purpose or in a fukked up way, but you'll be in a media frenzy

It's Mr. Crow to you

 

[the elastic]

It's Mr. Crow to you

That's not what your username is tho

 

[FlyGuy]

“Yo, Flyguy”


I can get used to it

 

[jdubnyce]

*email signature reads as Jdubnyce until Feb 2024*

Fingers intact

 

[Richard Glidewell]

Easy day.......er 4 months....... would have to beat the ladies off

 

[Fill Collins]

That's not what your username is tho

Alright



head ass

 

[BlackAchilles]

Yeah I'll take the username

 

[Objection]

I'd go by my username. Breaking fingers sounds painful

 

[Sassy]

Change my legal name to my username easily. At least it would check out in real life lol

 

[the elastic]

Alright



head ass

Whatever you say, Fill

 

[Fill Collins]

Change my username to my legal name easily. At least it would check out in real life lol

It's your current one and online handles can be changed any time

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

This IS my name

 

[Ashtrey]

It's my nickname and it is close to my actual name . Sign me up.

 

[Sassy]

It's your current one and online handles can be changed any time

True...then again, I think I said what I meant wrong I realized

 

[Fill Collins]

Whatever you say, Fill

Contrary to popular belief, it's usually in her hair tonight

I forgot I changed my shyt, lord