If you had to give "good news" & "bad news" to a rap fan that just came out of a 20-year coma

[En Sabah Nur]

The good news is Raekwon finally dropped a worthy sequel to Cuban Linx and Nas went on a crazy run after getting divorced



The bad news is:
*Plays video clips of Sexxy Red, Ice Spice and Saucy Santana*

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

The good news is you can listen to whatever you want for 10 bucks a month

the bad news is the internet forums are still bytching

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Good news - we had an amazing 2010-2019
Bad News - *plays Spotify Rap Caviar playlist*

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

Good news - we had an amazing 2010-2019
Bad News - *plays Spotify Rap Caviar playlist*

 

[Hostile]

Good news - Cam & Ma$e are back together
Bad news - Prodigy and DMX are gone. Juelz dropped the ball.

 

[get these nets]

Good news is that the entire world celebrated Hip Hop turning 50 and most of the pioneers were alive to be recognized.

The bad news is that dozens of the rappers you enjoyed have died since you slipped into the coma.

 

[ADP]

good news is you didnt miss a thing

bad news is... you didnt miss a thing

 

[T-K-G]

Diddy smoked Pac and was turning everyone out in the industry this entire time

Hov got worse and Nas got better at putting together projects, both still here

Kanye still doing the "make everyone hate me, then drop heat in the music/fashion game so they eat their words"

 

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

Good News - Lil Wayne fulfilled the potential everyone saw in him

Bad News - The next generation was inspired by his melodic raps rather than his bars

(Disclaimer: I fukk with melodic rap. Don't call me an old head plz)

 

[Collateral]

Good news - Hov came out of retirement

Bad news - You came out of a coma too late, hip hop’s mainstream dominance is slowly coming to an end

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Good news: fat Joe not fat anymore
Bad news: DJ Khaled still fat & Alive

 

[Funcrusher]

You woke up out that coma 2024, about 23 years since Dre dropped 2001

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Good news icp and twiztid are still around

Bad news they're eternal enemies and will never work together again

 

[NZA]

if i awake from a 20 year coma and you choose to show me saucy santana videos, im going to click that button that summons the nurses and we will have you escorted off the premises

 

[King Poetic]

Good news - u can go on YouTube and listen to the shyt starting from 2004

Bad news the music will hit different starting in 2010