Sasha Banks: that one chick who is really into anime and video games but also wears fronts and likes to fight bytches in the club
Bayley: friend of the above who also likes anime and video games and that's really the only reason they're friends
Naomi: your big sister who is really into raves
The New Day: three nerds who can also beat your ass
Heath Slater: a man just trying to feed his kids
Elias: the white guy who can legit play the guitar who hates all the those white guys who only learned to play "Wonder Wall" to pick up women.
John Cena: basically Superman in jorts. Except he's like modern Superman, who is kind of a jerk sometimes and jobs a lot because people complained he was too strong
The Miz: the most successful reality star who is not President nor a Kardashian
Muscle of the Shield (aka HOUNDS of Justice) = The Big Dog of the group.
Then he found a yard
It used to make sense when he was champ and running things but it doesn’t anymore because he’s always losing or something.
Just because he doesn’t turn heel doesn’t mean he shouldn’t get a different face/tweeter gimmick.
His gimmick is "was in The Shield once." It's getting to the point that he comes across as that guy who feels like he peaked in high school and still wears his letterman jacket despite being 27.