If You Go Out & You Over 25 Years Old Eating Like This

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44 bricks...acre shaker
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If everytime we go out to eat or you order something

And this all you order

You need to grow the hell up:mjlol:


I noticed my cousin for years that everytime we go out to eat this guy always gets childish ass meals like chicken fingers, alphabet soup one time:mjlol: or basic ass bar food (wings, pizza, burgers, beer). I never seen my dude with some shyt like this

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Im like bruh what the fukk why do you always eat this shyt Ive never seen you with a vegetable or a wine. Just burgers wings & pizza like he’s at a cotdam Chuck E Cheese party
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mind you he 39 going on 40 early November. He got mad about it & we ended up clowning him for 2 hours. Said holmes you eat like a straight Scoob!:mjlol: But ya man really don’t be drinking no alcohol no wine just soda Capri Suns & water

I knew he got asshurt but idgaf if you over 25 still only eating that idc you look childish:mjlol:
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if the bytch claim she a foodie..n order this shyt...

excuse yaself 4rn the table... to the restroom... run a slant to ya car..don't look back ...block her ...
 

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-I'd respectfully tell you to shut the fukk up, LOL. Only vegetables I'm trying to see is lettuce & broccoli depending on what I order. Barely do salads. I went to the steak house with some people recently & while they all debated over what steak to get & how to get it cooked I ordered the Prime Rib Sandwich w/ Fries & A1 & called it a day.

-edit: Just noticed wine, LOL. fukk outta here.
 

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I remember when I was younger and I thought A1 steak sauce was an actual topping for real, non-cube steaks.
 

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I mean...if you gonna talk chit about what somebody else is eating, you coulda at least found some better pictures of the “good” food.

That asparagus is all dry and withered, the cauliflower is little as chit, and the broccoli is burnt.
You’d be better off with the chicken that taste like wood Baby Bubba to the rhythm of the boogie the beat...
 
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