If you get married to a non-virgin you're a simp fakkit

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If you female just because she is a virgin, doesn't mean she wont be demonic...breh you might catch a L with that thinking. Virgin or not, at the end of the day she is a WOMAN . Many men throughout history have been broken and destroyed by a woman, virgin or not. So laugh at us breh, but you better make sure your house is in order or elese :ufdup:
:ohhh:surely the risk of her being demonic would be greatly reduced as she's shown that she could control her legs?
 

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John Goodman post that graph, fewer sex partners higher success of marriage.

Alot of these dudes marrying smuts that have sexual soul ties with 30 other dudes
 

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John Goodman post that graph, fewer sex partners higher success of marriage.

Alot of these dudes marrying smuts that have sexual soul ties with 30 other dudes
His excellence with another GOAT entrance :wow:
Surely the few non-demonic beings out here are trying to save the coli brehs but most amongst them listen not :wow:
 

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:ohhh:surely the risk of her being demonic would be greatly reduced as she's shown that she could control her legs?

that is true, it will be greatly reduced, but lets not act that everyone who marries a virgin lives happily ever after.
 
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p*ssy age in dog years.
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Nah, mine ages like Benjamin Button :steviej:
 

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No

That was like 7 years ago nugga. I'm talking about now, if Im not popping the hymen on the wedding nihht its getting annulled.

good luck with that

probably 5% of females over 21 are virgins.

i met two, one was very demonic and the other was a church going girl

I would choose neither because the sex gone be wack:scusthov:
 

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How you fellas feel knowing that half of mankind ran through them legs? :ld:
How you fellas feel knowing you basically married a broke prostitute?:heh:
How you fellas feel knowing that she got a higher bodycount than Stalin? :ld:
How you fellas feel knowing that she'll kiss your kids with the same mouth that done took in nut after nut? :scusthov:
How you simp fakkits feel knowing that your daughter will take after her mother and become a demonic being? :demonic:
How you fellas feel knowing that the face you wake up to every morning had the nastiest nuts land on it? :damn:
"But...bu..but she ain't no hoe if she only let a few nikkers smash :lupe:" :rudy:
Let's be demonic and get married to non-virgin hoes brehs :heh:
Be gullible, and believe girls that tell u they're virgins, brehs.
 

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if you come back to america i could put you on the church going girl.

she's 23, virgin, college grad, and she only listen to gospel and r&b.

she's very religious too
Why don't you marry her yourself you demonic being? You know your daughter will take after her mother so you better choose wisely :usure:
 
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