If you ever get rich, who is the first famous woman you'd DM

[ObsidianDev]

You already know

Dudes in here thirsting over IG bimbos and porn stars

I'm trying to get a chunk of that Seinfeld residual money

 

[stave]

couple more for the list



Edit: almost forgot

 

[O.T.I.S.]

This tuff…

Mya

 

[Mandarin Duck]

It would be some bum ass Instagram thot that screencaps my DM and adds it to their story.

Then goes on a full podcast run talking about me even though we never met and she never replied.

 

[UpAndComing]

Oprah

Nancy Zevenbergen

or

Leda Braga

IYKYK

I’m trying to triple my net worth. She’ll get me into the right places at charity events. Think with the right head brehs. p*ssy is in abundance, money isn’t.

P.S: “who’s” = who is. “whose” = possessive pronoun. I.e. “whose car is this?” Come on brehs.

These guys get it

Everyone else in here posting thots

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Matt504]

 

[Pegasus Jackson]

My Real estate agent.

Y'all nikkas some simps. Green don't fix esteem I guess.

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

Ari Lennox off top and I ain't DM'ing nan nother celebrity until I've shot that club up multiple times.

 

[Toine]

Kamala Harris

 

[HollywoodP]

Anybody get they brain cells to thinking about DM'ing H.E.R. gonna see the John Wick cleanup crew. That's my wifey

I was hopin nobody posted my bytch. War breh....war!

 

[shutterguy]

I was hopin nobody posted my bytch. War breh....war!

Let me introduce you to the afterlife….

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

These threads always reveal how much of a PAWGer capital the coli is

 

[Uachet]

A woman being famous does not affect how attractive she is to me. So even if I was single and instantly became worth a couple of hundred million dollars, I would not DM any of them. No reason to be pining for a famous woman, when there are women who are just as attractive, but come with far less baggage and far less use.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

C-E-Oh