If you died, and you got two choices…

What you picking?


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Fiji Water

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Random human. At least I could feel some things twice or from a new perspective. Any other living thing at the mercy of cleaning mate change in a different way than humans are.
 

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Marezzy

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This is a really good question OP. Dap+Rep.

I would say a horse. Simple life and you getting fed. Any other animal I just see myself getting eaten alive. shyt just being a insect in the bug kingdom looks like hell on earth.
 

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I picked the random human. No matter how “smart” you are as an animal, you still live within the perimeters of how animals like you are supposed to exist.

It’s technically “unlimited” with the human option. More than anything tho, you’re ultimately slated for a better or worst life than you had previously
 

Knuckles Red

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Do you ever think about all the other thousands of sperm cells, that you swam with, that lost the race? What their lives could have been. Also, why do we know how to swim when we are sperms, but don't know how to swim when we become humans?
 

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I wouldn't mind coming back as a sea turtle or tortoise and seeing what the next 200 years of life are like. Seems like a cool existence to see the world change.

Keep in mind that this dude legit saw humans move from boats with sails, to steam ships, to airplanes.

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Link-> Meet 190-year-old Jonathan, the world's oldest-ever tortoise
 

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Do you ever think about all the other thousands of sperm cells, that you swam with, that lost the race? What their lives could have been. Also, why do we know how to swim when we are sperms, but don't know how to swim when we become humans?
Incorrect. Babies are born knowing how to swim. It's an instinct we lose cause we don't use it.


Link-> The Natural Reflexes of a Swimming Baby - Texas Swim Academy


The reflex disappears at about 6months of life. It involves both holding ones breath and diving movements. Humans are actually pretty cool.




It's kinda like the teething reflex or rooting reflex that makes them instinctively move towards anything that looks like a bottle or teat.
 

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I wouldn't mind coming back as a sea turtle or tortoise and seeing what the next 200 years of life are like. Seems like a cool existence to see the world change.

Keep in mind that this dude legit saw humans move from boats with sails, to steam ships, to airplanes.

http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F220126103049-01-oldest-tortoise-jonathan-scli-intl.jpg





Link-> Meet 190-year-old Jonathan, the world's oldest-ever tortoise
I'm pretty sure old boy seen nothing but the blades of grass he walks on day in day out.
 

Reflected

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If you pick random human, statistically speaking, you most likely aren't going to be too happy about that, recognize that seeing this message on this board is a privilege. Honestly, you have to be mad, stupid, or risky as hell to pick random human. I would just go with a living organism with an incredibly short lifespan and be done with it.
 

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If you pick random human, statistically speaking, you most likely aren't going to be too happy about that, recognize that seeing this message on this board is a privilege. Honestly, you have to be mad, stupid, or risky as hell to pick random human. I would just go with a living organism with an incredibly short lifespan and be done with it.
Yeah they think coming back a French cac is terrible and likely......little do they know they more likely to come back a Thai girl in generational poverty who is being sexually abused by her dad just to grow up to become a prostitute for French cacs.
 

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Yeah they think coming back a French cac is terrible and likely......little do they know they more likely to come back a Thai girl in generational poverty who is being sexually abused by her dad just to grow up to become a prostitute for French cacs.

:damn: :mjcry: !!!!!!
 
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