If you could play God for a week,

[NZA]

depends on the nature of the universe and my ability to alter it

if i am truly omnipotent, i will find a way to fix everything that is negative in the universe without making it boring and dull. i dont know if that is truly possible, so im not even sure i could do that in god mode

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Yo, I'd turn out all the hoes that's heterosexual
Smack conceited nikkas right off the pedestal
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew
And show him how I look in my Beretta, too
I'd do good shyt like take kids from the ghetto
Show them what they could have if they never settle
Take every white kid from high class level
Show 'em what Christmas like growin' up in the ghetto
Teach nikkas how to spend, stack the rest
Give blunts to the nikkas under massive stress
Give every bum on the street cash to invest

 

[Yung Yogurt]

I would give white people some swag and big units (no homo) so that they could stop hating on nikkas all the time

 

[observe]

Probably destroy the human population and leave this earth for the animals to live in peace..

 

[Tommy Knocks]

First, I would extend my power for longer than a week. I'm God right? Next, I would advance human scientific discoveries. Space travel. I wouldn't give it to them just enlighten a few to spread the knowledge. I wouldn't change the past, even though I want to, because I don't want to cause my existence to disappear on some Back to Future shyt because I changed the past. I would however bring a few key individuals back from the dead to speak for me as my chosen ones.

Wrath week. I would end all the fukkery in the world for two straight days. Murderers would be set on neverending hellfire (this special fire won't spread to anything else either...it just will burn those who are wrong. No forest fires.)....and I wouldn't allow them to die. Pedophiles get the same shyt. There would be a lot of mothafukkas on fire for two days. Then I will send down word if you worship me I will give you the ability to fly. You can keep your religion if you want, but if you come to my side, you will be able to fly.

Then of course I would expand the galaxy and create other civilizations and come and check in on Earth every two years.

basically you want to start an intergalatic war. because humans are not ready to meet aliens quite yet, or discover other worlds. we need enlightenment first.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

basically you want to start an intergalatic war. because humans are not ready to meet aliens quite yet, or discover other worlds. we need enlightenment first.

Yep. We need to be on that Star Trek tip, ha.

 

[Type Username Here]

I'd try to create a rock so heavy that I wouldn't be able to lift it.

 

[TheReal_Broke_88m3_13]

the first thing i would do is clarify the reason why i chose to reveal myself to humans in thousands of different forms throughout history, and also clarify who's right and who's wrong about jesus, christians or muslims

then i would get up off my all powerful ass and take care of the people i 'love' so much. even though starving kids appreciate the sacrifice jesus made (), im sure theyd appreciate a fukkin steak even more

edit: i would also force feed slaimon a steady diet of porkchops

Idk about yall but watching this show, "Preachers of LA" made me feel some type of way
http://features.oxygen.com/videos/All-full-episodes#fbid=Y5RF4PP6fNE

 

[the cac mamba]

Idk about yall but watching this show, "Preachers of LA" made me feel some type of way
http://features.oxygen.com/videos/All-full-episodes#fbid=Y5RF4PP6fNE

this is religion in its purest form, but people dont want to admit it. the whole system was set up to keep gullible people enslaved

nobody thinks about this shyt rationally. people are convinced that they are indebted to and need to live in fear of the wrath and judgement of an invisible being that isnt there. luckily for them, pimps like these ^ are here for us on earth, in order to help us develop that spiritual connection

i mean for fukks sake, the church used to blatantly collect money in order to reduce peoples' time in purgatory

 

[Blackking]

this is religion in its purest form, but people dont want to admit it. the whole system was set up to keep gullible people enslaved

nobody thinks about this shyt rationally. people are convinced that they are indebted to and need to live in fear of the wrath and judgement of an invisible being that isnt there. luckily for them, pimps like these ^ are here for us on earth, in order to help us develop that spiritual connection

i mean for fukks sake, the church used to blatantly collect money in order to reduce peoples' time in purgatory

That is actually nothing like religion in it's purest form.

For some reason we don't think of anything in it's 'correct form' until CAC mess it up.

Science isn't verified until it gets the CAC stamp of approval years later. Religion isn't in it's pure form until some cac monarchies have flipped every idea and manipulated word to maintain their power.

 

[Blackking]

depends on the nature of the universe and my ability to alter it

if i am truly omnipotent, i will find a way to fix everything that is negative in the universe without making it boring and dull. i dont know if that is truly possible, so im not even sure i could do that in god mode

Nature of the universe is........ you have the power because you created it.

You do not want to fukk with free will.

You do not want to give them everything because you know they will destroy themselves and other beings in the universe.

You just need them around for a few more millions of years to make u feel important, because the other Gods in other universes creations are doing slightly better than ur humans.

 

[Tommy Fits]

I would probably watch the hot girl that works at my gym take a shower, maybe jack off....I'd make a pretty shytty God.

 

[the cac mamba]

That is actually nothing like religion in it's purest form.

religion has always been about keeping ppl in control and consolidating money imo. the 'spiritual' bullshyt is an offshoot

also, notice i was talking about 'religion' and not spirituality

 

[Blackking]

religion has always been about keeping ppl in control and consolidating money imo. the 'spiritual' bullshyt is an offshoot

also, notice i was talking about 'religion' and not spirituality

religion was around before money and also before empires.

 

[Danie84]

Switch poor and rich people places