If you could play God for a week,

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what would you do?

As in all powerful sky daddy... and not imaginary...


What would u fix?

who would u add to the hell list first between J. Hoover, Genghis Khan, the head of the 'Royal Navy' in the 1800's, or Hitler?


What would u do first?
 

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What would u do first?
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the first thing i would do is clarify the reason why i chose to reveal myself to humans in thousands of different forms throughout history, and also clarify who's right and who's wrong about jesus, christians or muslims

then i would get up off my all powerful ass and take care of the people i 'love' so much. even though starving kids appreciate the sacrifice jesus made (:beli:), im sure theyd appreciate a fukkin steak even more

edit: i would also force feed slaimon a steady diet of porkchops
 
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First, I would extend my power for longer than a week. I'm God right? Next, I would advance human scientific discoveries. Space travel. I wouldn't give it to them just enlighten a few to spread the knowledge. I wouldn't change the past, even though I want to, because I don't want to cause my existence to disappear on some Back to Future shyt because I changed the past. I would however bring a few key individuals back from the dead to speak for me as my chosen ones.

Wrath week. I would end all the fukkery in the world for two straight days. Murderers would be set on neverending hellfire (this special fire won't spread to anything else either...it just will burn those who are wrong. No forest fires.)....and I wouldn't allow them to die. Pedophiles get the same shyt. There would be a lot of mothafukkas on fire for two days. Then I will send down word if you worship me I will give you the ability to fly. You can keep your religion if you want, but if you come to my side, you will be able to fly.

Then of course I would expand the galaxy and create other civilizations and come and check in on Earth every two years.
 

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I would end all confusion about religion. Then when fukkery continues to occur on my prized planet - My point would be proven.

I would kill all the people who have murdered someone innocent in cold blood or raped anyone.

I can't answer how I would fix world issues - of course I would be God, I would increase my intelligence to come up with a solution that doesn't interfere with freewill. I don't think that exist.
 

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Fix my past. If you believe in me I will grant you $100 every month, and I would make everyone equal, and make Lloyd Banks the best artist/mc of all times
 

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Settle all humanity's differences; and give them the knowledge they need to live in harmony with mother earth
Undo as much damage as human beings have done to earth as humanly possible
Carve out an acre of land out in some bumfukk state and put the best mansion ever with my name in it out there.

:win:
 

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I wouldn't do much.

I'd make it so that nobody on Earth could lie for that whole week, and just sit back and watch the fukkery ensue :lawd:. CNN would be pure jokes.

Maybe eliminate cancer. fukk cancer, brehs.

I'd find some kind-hearted but ill-fated child in the ghetto and make him the next Leonardo DaVinci through divine inspiration. Dude would be coming up with cold fusion and nanotechnology and shyt. He would be our people's savior, brehs.

That's about it.
 
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I would end all confusion about religion. Then when fukkery continues to occur on my prized planet - My point would be proven.

I would kill all the people who have murdered someone innocent in cold blood or raped anyone.


I can't answer how I would fix world issues - of course I would be God, I would increase my intelligence to come up with a solution that doesn't interfere with freewill. I don't think that exist.

So you would kill all the white people?

:salute:
 
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