If you could pick one woman to wife and one as a side chick for the rest of your life, who would you choose?

[Sugarbush]

Teanna Trump would get you caught up but Rubi would make you leave

 

[Elim Garak]

Teanna Trump would get you caught but Rubi would make you leave

Nah I need the side to be nasty as fukk and have no problem sucking me up. Not to mention she needs to look good. Teanna checks all those boxes. Idk if Rubi is just talking shyt or if she really nasty lol.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Wife

Side woman

Same damn woman.

You gotta be able to be honest with your woman and do dirt with your woman to have a chance at real solid lifetime love.

Breaking down the bedroom and beating it up parked behind movie theaters just to keep it spicy.

Then walk into the theater smelling like dussy with zero shame

 

[↓R↑LYB]

You ain't gotta explain shyt my bredda we understand. theColi.com is a safe space, a league some might say, of like minded gentleman.

Since this is a safe space, I'd wife her up now if we're being honest

 

[JoelB]

Wife: Justine Skye

Side chick: Rubi Rose

+rep

This breh gets it

 

[Diddly Drogba]

I'd pick your mom and sister OP

 

[Elim Garak]

I'd pick your mom and sister OP

Those are excellent choices. Get your dikk ripped off by reptilian women brehs.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

As long as I don’t have to spend money on them I’m fine

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'd pick your mom and sister OP

Even if his sister is a treh

 

[DaPresident]

My wife is just enough for me.



But gun to my head, as a single man


I’d go with Saweetie and/or Paige Hurd. I aint dealing with two women, so either would be cool for single me lol

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Wife
In her prime

Side chick

 

[Ghost Utmost]

For wifey I need a smart and creative woman. My actual wife was perfect for my tastes but she got bored with the Breh.

Physically she was something like prime Pam Grier. Could sing like an angel. Funny. Brilliant.

Prime Sade. As far as a celeb. Not exactly alike, but I feel that she's deep. Definitely beautiful and super talented.

Side chick. I have a woman that I can't get outta my head. Met in college. Been on and off all this time until a couple years ago. Might possibly have another round some day. Just based on the history.

She was so sensuous. Massages. Excellent meals. Tight box. Orgasmic. Loves to give head. Very smart also but not top top tier (not able to really capitalize like wifey).

As a celeb, prime Jill Scott but minus about 20 lbs.

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Wife: Hilary Duff

Sidechick: Angela White

Risk it all for a cleft-chinned, Jay Leno lookalike pawg brehs.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Y'all nikkas is DREAMIN' in this thread

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

WIFE

SIDE