If you can't measure up to a MΦNSTER Energy can in size, you are small to women. Fact or fiction?

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A lot penis threads on here lately

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[Bledswole]

Breh do you not realize the confirmed largest penis in the world is 13.5 inches??

There are brehs walking around with 10+

Lmao that was false my guy Jonah was proved to be a liar and no there isn’t any penises that big my man. You’ve been tricked

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Ass thread

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Breh do you not realize the confirmed largest penis in the world is 13.5 inches??

There are brehs walking around with 10+

oh hell nah. I’m good with the size I was born with. Don’t care if a chick don’t like it someone will

 

[Houston911]

Boys really complaining about their dikk size on thanksgiving

 

[King]

Lmao that was false my guy Jonah was proved to be a liar and no there isn’t any penises that big my man. You’ve been tricked

Source?

 

[Bledswole]

Source?

He made that up fam never been measured by any professionals or none of that he’s actually 8.5 inches long. I’ll have to give you the source once I find it,but Mandingo the pornstar is 9 inches long and that is the biggest porn and most in the real world have seen

 

[King]

He made that up fam never been measured by any professionals or none of that he’s actually 8.5 inches long. I’ll have to give you the source once I find it,but Mandingo the pornstar is 9 inches long and that is the biggest porn and most in the real world have seen

Not saying I don’t think it’s suspect but you should at least have some sources to back up the claim

 

[Bledswole]

Not saying I don’t think it’s suspect but you should at least have some sources to back up the claim

Again I’ll find it and tag you but all those myths have been put to rest there is no 10 inch penises out here my man and Jonah penis is nowhere near 13.5 inches lol

 

[HarlemHottie]

I have legit fled from monster dikk. That nikka wasn't trynna marry me, so foh. Go abuse somebody else cervix.

Yep, because that tongue is otherworldly, OBE, & coma inducing.
Bih, be like 'dikk?...that's a cute little addition to our sex life.'

I messed with a nikka that had a little tiny baby penis. But his atmosphere and tongue game was impeccable. This nikka massaged me with oil in front of a fireplace and ate it like he was starving. In hs!

This African chick I'm smashing told me last month that I had Boyfriend dikk, I never heard the term before but it's a dikk that's not small but not huge, it's a perfect dikk she could ride every night.

Perfect term. But i erred on the side of larger. When you choosing for life, you gotta choose something... compelling.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

I have legit fled from monster dikk. That nikka wasn't trynna marry me, so foh. Go abuse somebody else cervix.




I messed with a nikka that had a little tiny baby penis. But his atmosphere and tongue game was impeccable. This nikka massaged me with oil in front of a fireplace and ate it like he was starving. In hs!


Perfect term. But i erred on the side of larger. When you choosing for life, you gotta choose something... compelling.

Same. His penis was the size of my ring finger.
If I could bottle his head for sale, I would make Jeff, Bill, & Warren combined look like welfare cases.

I don't ever go back to an ex [to rekindle the relationship or to have familiar sex or anything] but if he were to contact me today, I would put it on a platter.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

I have legit fled from monster dikk. That nikka wasn't trynna marry me, so foh. Go abuse somebody else cervix.




I messed with a nikka that had a little tiny baby penis. But his atmosphere and tongue game was impeccable. This nikka massaged me with oil in front of a fireplace and ate it like he was starving. In hs!


Perfect term. But i erred on the side of larger. When you choosing for life, you gotta choose something... compelling.

I thought u had heart harlem

Lol nah im playing

 

[Tom Foolery]

It's clear some of you have need had sex with a women before.

 

[KamikazePilot]

nikkas post all day but the amount of dikk and tranny threads that pop up maybe yall hiding something

 

[President Sakora]

TBH my p*ssy-eating skills have been lacking ever since I realized that p*ssy juice is basically just snot. It's just... not the same anymore. lol

I still love ya'll tho.

what are you 12?