if this was my nurse, I'd be sick once a week :noah: (thread takes a turn :damn:)

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Heelish said:
Dubai, huh? :punk1:







I wonder how long those sheets stayed white :punk2:
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duckbutta said:
Borderline classic thread...

:wow: at the "remember me"

Might have well typed "did you like the corn?" or "I drank a lot of pineapple juice cause they say it helps, could you taste it to?":ehh:

And when it comes to healthcare of any type...you going to go to a woman for it...you always...ALWAYS go to the fattest ugliest woman you can...:upsetfavre:

Cause you know her big ugly ass know what she is doing...you know she got no help through college...you know nobody ever felt sorry for her...nobody ever feels sorry or helps out ugly fat people...:francis:

But a nurse looking like this...come on this chick could have easily sucked and fukked her way through everest...chick out here driving out to the teacher house and blowing him them calling him the next day like "my internet no work papi i cannot take online class...i sucky fukky you long time so i still get the passing yes?":shaq:

shyt my wife tried to get me to go to one of the doctors at one of the hospitals she works at...fukking Dr. Bueler walks out and I am thinking it's going to be some old ass white dude...fukk no some blonde chick with eyes so green and hair so blonde I paused to see was she going to stop at super saijyin 2 or just keep going...titties so big you could see them bouncing around underneath her blouse and her overcoat...

White woman with blonde hair and green eyes and huge titties...g I wonder how she got through school...:yeah ok:

She not about to put the blood pressure wrap on my arm and squeeze that shyt so hard my eyes pop out of my head cause she don't know what she doing :yeah ok:

Took my ass right down to Dr. Ladell...built like an all pro inside linebacker, face like :beli: with a gray wig on it...she be so on point with her medical advice...even fukking came up with a formula for how much water i should drink to lower my fukking body fat by xxx amount...I was like "you a nutritionist":ohhh:...pointed to some random certification like "I use to be...you ever want to ask me question about your diet let me know:beli: I'm married to an african american man who does a lot of marathons so i know that african americans diet plans should be different than other cultures diet plans. All diet plans should be based on culture really:beli:"

You had me at African American man Dr. Ladell...:ohhh: I guess that picture of that dude you hugging up with really is your husband:ohhh:...and you still keeping it PC using African-American instead of black:ohhh:

Years from now when it's time to get my prostate checked I will probably feel comfortable enough with her to not even take a shower before hand:wow:
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Most nurses ive met are freaks so Im not surprised she went to dubai
 
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504Slim said:
:salute: to you for finding this.




:noah::noah::noah::noah:
i never masturbated before, but this chick is really pushing it
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Appreciate it, trying to help my fellow Coli brehs out. The crazy thing is Cali is literally overflowing with women like this, I've been out there a few times, had me like :sadbron::noah: when I knew I had to catch a flight back home. Instagram just helped bring them all out of the woodwork.
 
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