If the coli was a video game

[MR. SNIFLES]

definitely a fighting game (like the "insult the poster above you" thread)

MORE LIKE A shyt TALKING SIMULATOR WHERE YOU HAVE TO TALK AS MUCH shyt AS POSSIBLE WHILE DUCKING THE FADE.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

Definitely open world RPG. So many things would happen

-Have to go through multiple fights to unlock girl characters because too many nikkas imaginarily tagged her.

- You’ll meet some black characters that you think you should do missions with but realize their cacs in mask and you’ll have to start over

 

[TransJenner]

Wiz Khalifa daughter a hiddden boss

 

[Spliff]

I'd imagine a "sports, hip-hop, and piff" version of No More Heroes.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

The Tunnel providing the soundtrack though.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I'd imagine a "sports, hip-hop, and piff" version of No More Heroes.

Javon Throwback though

 

[KillbertArenas]

Nah it would def. be an RPG..

 

[KillbertArenas]

Definitely open world RPG. So many things would happen


- You’ll meet some black characters that you think you should do missions with but realize their cacs in mask and you’ll have to start over

I was literally about to type that..

Your character would be a black male learning to accept the harsh reality of being black and how remaining "true" to your culture and seeking succces in America is actually an ever-shifting paradox.

You visit the sub-forums on here and meet "c00ns" with their self defeating logic, "cacs" that come in every form imaginable due to their many disguises who will sell you at any moment.."Fake Black Militants" who...

man i could go on forever..

Lol

 

[Rozay Oro]

I kinda wanna make a coli game but gotta figure out what kind of game...
With coli cash involved...
And rep involved

RPG/simulator
You are a breh or brehette who works in IT as the day job. You live life and share it with the coli. Positive rep is needed to excel in the forum, the end goal is to be like charmander. POTY and get coli ho nudes. Add Dr. X as an Easter egg lol. All I got.

 

[Rozay Oro]

All of good brainstorming in this thread

 

[TransJenner]

CAC mama will be at all the religion buildings in the game telling you god isn't real

 

[Columbo]

I would hope a fighting game so i can eliminate cacs and c00ns, making the coli a better place

 

[PS5 Pro]

I kinda wanna make a coli game but gotta figure out what kind of game...
With coli cash involved...
And rep involved

Already done it via "the escapist"

And any coli game would have me as the final boss because I am the Coli's final boss

 

[Lord Beasley]

fighter or RPG.

somebody has to have a mattress-themed level too

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Virgin simulator