If someone offered you $1 billion dollars to increase your weight to 400 lbs, would you do it?

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But you only get the money after you lose it all back.:hubie:

1. The clock starts the moment you scale hits 400 lbs.
2. You have exactly 18 months to lose it all.
3. If you don't lose it all, you don't get anything. Even if you're off by less than a pound
4. You can't have surgery. Straight diet and exercise.
5. Your work life balance stays the same.

You have 3 years to gain the weight, the moment you sign the contract. The money will be put in 5 different escrow accounts. 1 in Dubai. 1 in Switzerland. 1 in Nigeria. 1 In Sao Palo. and the last one in the Hong Kong

$250,000,000 in each.
 

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18 months to lose 35 lbs for a bill? I could procrastinate and then make weight with one room clearing shyt and be golden.​
 
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I'd do it. Would relocate to Japan and hire a professional sumo wrestler to train me. I'm 270 now, would only need 130lbs.:flabbynsick:

But the thing with Sumo Wrestlers is they're actually healthy and got a lot of muscle underneath, so that 130lbs would be healthy. Mostly muscle, some fat, and water. And when I lose it all, I'd be muscular

I'd legit take this challenge after a couple months of planning. This is very doable. :ohhh:
 

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All the usual obesity comorbidities + extra serving of covid risk on top
fukk around and die on the path to the 400lbs :dead:




Also getting to 400lb might be a struggle for some people. I was eating like trash most of my adult life, and drinking 300+ calorie beers like golden monkey, and still never weighed over 195
 
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