If Rent in Gotham is 300 bucks are you moving

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Imagine Two Face extorting you and being saved by Batman knowing deep down inside that nikka coming back in 6 months to kill you and your whole family

 

[humminbird]

I've read enough comics to know that if you do most your business in the day and avoid extravagant night events you're good.

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Hell nah. fukking football stadium blowing up and random supervillains disrupting daily life.

 

[TEH]

Can’t risk it.

If Batman doesn’t fukk you up a random henchman will. Hard pass.

And for brehs that would only stay home. Nope. The pizza guy is also the home invasion guy.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

How the women look
How many Black people?

 

[Consigliere]

It’s all good until Red Hood breaks your hands for Jay walking or some shyt.

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Not unless I can get a day job at Wayne Tower that has me home before sundown

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

We talking “Batman Beyond” Gotham or “Dark knight rises” Gotham?

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Every other day the GCPD is raided by criminals and supervillains one of the most inept police departments in any fictional universe

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[Dontdoit3]

All I know is if I was forced to live there I’d be minding my own business like this guy:

 

[DropTopDoc]

Gotham goon/henchman to citizen ratio is out of control.....

you cant go anywhere without dudes in halloween masks showing up with guns.

Im good on that

That’s what I’m saying nikka out at brunch next thing you know nikkas in clown suits pumping bullets into everything

nikkas would have been suing his ass. I was just arguing with my bytch. And this big ass nikka in a batsuit done fukked me up. Hospital bill high, I done been fired from the job from missing work. nikka got PTSD seeing bats n shyt lol

nikka in traction because a goon whooped your ass for being at the bank that day, or you trying to sell a lil dime bag and this nikka hitting you with biff pow and umph

Buy a fresh new porsche just to have solomon grundy throw that shyt at batman...with you in it

Your insurance gonna be high as hell tho.

Insurance gotta be high key ridiculous

yes and i’m taking a job as a henchman

batman don’t kill

Depends on the comic

Does gotham does have a crime problem?

No not necessarily

They do however have a serious problem with terrorism!

They have both

How the women look
How many Black people?

Good question, don’t see many sistahs in Gotham

We talking “Batman Beyond” Gotham or “Dark knight rises” Gotham?

Another good question not sure

All I know is if I was forced to live there I’d be minding my own business like this guy:

Supa facts, i ain’t seen shyt

 

[Womb Raider]

I'm straight.


A coli nikka would finally be clapping some cheeks just for Batman to kick his door down cuz that "bad bytch" is actually Clayface....now the basement is trashed cuz Batman and Clayface tussling

 

[parallax]

yes and i’m taking a job as a henchman

batman don’t kill

you sure you about that life?

I'm straight.


A coli nikka would finally be clapping some cheeks just for Batman to kick his door down cuz that "bad bytch" is actually Clayface....now the basement is trashed cuz Batman and Clayface tussling

the thread for that would be fantastic though.

 

[Turk]