If Mike Tyson publicly told you he want to eat your children....

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I’d say “ EAT LEAD” then light his ass up with the blickey

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Poke him.

He understands this by the way. When asked if Will would slap him, he said he wouldn't say it because anyone can get killed.

Will wouldn’t slap 50+ Tyson yet alone 20-30 version

But the “poke him” part reminds me of that Ruff Ryder story with Eve.


Coked out Mike had the entire LOX shook

 

[O.T.I.S.]

And lets be real, most of The Coli’s kids would be food…

Be at home telling your lady “We can always have more”

 

[old pig]

I’d ask him “rare, medium or well-done, sir?”

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I would confront him in hopes he attacks me and I can collect a check.

Disability check

And then you gotta watch your viral knockout moment for the rest of your life over and over again. People see you in the street recognize you and be looking like this

"Hey that's the guy who got his face reconstructed by Tyson and gotta breath out the side of his neck and walk with a stanky leg.

 

[old pig]

the final “praise be to ALLAH” immediately after threatening to eat someone kids (metaphorically speaking of course) will always be the most hilarious part of the video to me

 

[Elim Garak]

Disability check

And then you gotta watch your viral knockout moment for the rest of your life over and over again. People see you in the street recognize you and be looking like this

"Hey that's the guy who got his face reconstructed by Tyson and gotta breath out the side of his neck and walk with a stanky leg.

People always say this but we have a know Mike since the 80s and with all the issues he's had with people I'm not aware of any going down at a level where her permanently fukked someone up. Obviously he could hurt me but I do not believe it would be to that extent. Run me my money Mike.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

According to the Coli just do a double leg takedown and your high school amateur wrestling should prevail

 

[Address_Unknown]

Imma tell him not if I drink his first​

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[Neuromancer]

Will wouldn’t slap 50+ Tyson yet alone 20-30 version

But the “poke him” part reminds me of that Ruff Ryder story with Eve.


Coked out Mike had the entire LOX shook

We gotta Poke Mike

 

[Neuromancer]

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He's gay. Idk if that's still a pause or what though.

 

[Why-Fi]

id be like i knew it. yall celebs be out here eating babies

 

[Address_Unknown]

He's gay. Idk if that's still a pause or what though.​

The pause is for us, king. Being silent in the presence of blatant evil is to lowkey condone and silently participate in the shyts.
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[old pig]

He's gay. Idk if that's still a pause or what though.

wait that’s not a female poster?

always thought it was

 

[Fillerguy]

i don't know if I could get it up for him