If Jesus were alive what part of the world would he be at right now?

[The Real]

Not if he turned water to wine or took a loaf of bread and fish to feed all the people who came to hear him preach.

Maybe, but even in the Bible, Jesus wasn't the only one doing miracles- various competing false messiahs, like Simon Magus, for example, also did supernatural things, so others might just see them as cheap tricks. Plus he didn't use any miracles to save himself when the cops came, and let's face it, looking like a broke Arab saying wild shyt in the street would probably get him arrested with the quickness.

 

[Shogun]

 

[Habit]

Maybe, but even in the Bible, Jesus wasn't the only one doing miracles- various competing false messiahs, like Simon Magus, for example, also did supernatural things, so others might just see them as cheap tricks. Plus he didn't use any miracles to save himself when the cops came, and let's face it, looking like a broke Arab saying wild shyt in the street would probably get him arrested with the quickness.

Interesting...I notice things get overlooked in this debate, and a lot of rhetoric gets tossed around. All I can do is provide you with facts. So focus on disproving the null hypothesis.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

He was a really devout Jew that didn't really have too much money, so I'm guessing he'd be on Avenue J and Coney Island Avenue. He can't afford those big houses closer to Ocean Parkway.

 

[jaguar paw]

At a Jets game...plotting Mark Sanchez's demise.

 

[OsO]

He'd be in Times Square getting ignored by the passerbys like every other street preacher or cultist from whatever sect, be it Scientology or Black Hebrew Israelites.

if christ consciousness manifests in a 3D body in times square lol... it would be IMPOSSIBLE to ignore to say the least

smh at comparing hebrew israelites and street preachers to the GAWD

 

[OsO]

Plus he didn't use any miracles to save himself when the cops came, and let's face it, looking like a broke Arab saying wild shyt in the street would probably get him arrested with the quickness.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

slapping his sandals on random israelis.

 

[Majestic Pape]

SMH @ so many people being sure Christ would be in America.

 

[WhiteDawg3000]

if christ consciousness manifests in a 3D body in times square lol... it would be IMPOSSIBLE to ignore to say the least

smh at comparing hebrew israelites and street preachers to the GAWD

what are these words that you speak of?

 

[Schmoove]

Somewhere getting his dreadlocks washed.

 

[Jello Biafra]

He'd be in Brazil hanging around the Christ the Redeemer statue sipping on a caipirinha and macking on all those big booty honeys.

 

[WhiteDawg3000]

He'd be in Brazil hanging around the Christ the Redeemer statue sipping on a caipirinha and macking on all those big booty honeys.

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[Mikael Blowpiff]

Not if he turned water to wine or took a loaf of bread and fish to feed all the people who came to hear him preach.

He'd be arrested because they couldn't gauge how nutritious the food was. fukk Bloomberg.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

He'd probably be scouring the earth like is this what I died for