You only work Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. You have to wear a full clown costume and paint a clown face on you. You have to sit kids on your lap and draw superheroes, animals, or designs on their faces. Twice a month you have to deal with a bad ass kid who spits on your face for drawing Spider-Man wrong. You get to take leftover food home from the party and whatever beer is leftover if you're at a Mexican party. You up for the task?