If I ever decided to purchase a prostitute i would make love to her as a social experiment

[DrX]

its not an IF bro i'm telling you it wont work. everyone assumes a hoe is a money hungry sociopath because they are and its true.

your assuming sociopath means they gotta be having dead bodies in their backyard or something.

even in 3rd world countries where its rampant, every girl who hoes is a sociopath by nature in what she does and the lengths she goes to to get money

they look down on guys automatically

if you wanna pimp put up a driver ad or recruitment ad and get women to send you their stats and pics and info and get with whoever looks the most new to this and naive and have her work for you and make money that way

you could easily make paper that way and you here talking about making love

you told us in a dozen other threads you were asexual but now you telling us about pulling stunts and letting us know you definitely wont be paying and saying you just wanna make love and get chicks to smash....

pimping itself is dangerous with the law if your doing it at homes or hotels or whatever...but just only drive to dudes houses and get money off girls.

way better that way to make hundreds a night rather than wasting time making love

just introducing new ideas.

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Bad idea.

 

[UpAndComing]

Pimps don't make love to hoes...

I aint even a pimp and know pimps make prostitutes make money for them first

if what your saying happens by a disney miracle the second they wanna fight with you the first girls you got in your stable are gonna talk about how you got them through tricking and then they will tell everyone else and other pimps

You scaring me breh....you making me think u gonna eat out a hooker.

Remember Michael Douglas got oral cancer from eating p*ssy...dont do it

 

[Detroit Wave]

This nikka

 

[11101]

I'm sorry but this is the funniest shyt I ever heard. You don't seriously think this would work. At this point it's confirmed your either a troll or seriously need help. Didn't you say you're 30+

 

[DrX]

I'm sorry but this is the funniest shyt I ever heard. You don't seriously think this would work. At this point it's confirmed your either a troll or seriously need help. Didn't you say you're 30+

how do you know it wont work if you never tried ?

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[CASHAPP]

how do you know it wont work if you never tried ?

How do you know you will die if you jump out of a plane without a parachute if you aint ever try?

 

[King of Creampies]

Me personally i never bought or even thought about buying a hooker. I'm not that type of dude. But I would make love slowly and passionately to her. Why? because I like going against grain sometimes. I figure most johns just get a quick nut, flush the condom down the toilet and leave 100 dollars on the night stand.

I would look her deep in the eyes, hold her tight and commence to slowly make love to her as she was my soul mate. Her mind would be blown and she would have an experience that she'll never forget.

I'm not a scumbag so this isn't for me but I think one of the many p*ssy purchasers here should try it and tell us the results. I bet she give it to you for free and want you to smash for free. Shell brag to her other hooker buddies and you might get 3 somes. Might want you to be her new pimp. Who knows. The point is...try something revolutionary.

Being a giver will help you receive. But if all of y'all guys have the mentality " I'm got to just pump this whore and bounce" Flip it and treat her like shes your soul mate. Then it'll open up opportunities you never thought of. Sometimes your just have to flip the script in life.

How to be a Simp in life and with Hookers 101.

Can't wait for you to teach the Advanced Class.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Strapped]

Can someone tag paz so he can get drx out of the closet.

 

[Eastwoodjones]

never thought I'd meet captain save-a-ho

 

[King of Creampies]

never thought I'd meet captain save-a-ho

You are wrong. nikka ain't a Captain.

He is a Secretary of Defense for Saving Ho's.

 

[11101]

how do you know it wont work if you never tried ?

I see why you're an artist you have a very vivid imagination

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

@skeetsinternal - Thoughts?

 

[JQ Legend]

As a nikka whose been with a lot of hoes, I can tell u this is horrible advice

They want u to hurry up and get that shyt over with

They gives no fukks about an orgasm and they def ain't trying to be seduced

For 1 unless she super attracted to u, she look at u like a lame just for paying for p*ssy in the first place

And for 2, just no breh, just no

Make that shyt quick and she'll fukk around and give u a discount next time or let u go longer than u paid if u need more time next time

But that shyt u talking is a horrible idea