If Earth could talk, what would it say?

[kdslittlebro]

Get the fukk off of me

 

[levitate]

 

[Hoodoo Child]

 

[Paper Boi]

What is this from?

some show called Britannia , never seen it tho

 

[AQz]

First thought they popped into my head was falkor the luck dragon

 

[F*ckthemkids]

“I gave you everything you needed and it still wasn’t enough.”

 

[MidniteJay]

"I'm totin', you don't know I got it!"

 

[MMS]

How do you think it's voice would sound like?

What would be it's first words?

I think it's voice would sound like Waka Flocka mama Deb Antney.

I think it's first words would be "There's something new under the sun"

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Nu (mythology) - Wikipedia

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[Scustin Bieburr]

It can talk, it just ain't calling you on a human vocal frequency.

It's talking to the other planets like "damn this cold got me feeling like shyt"

Mars like "I had the virus a long time ago Youngblood. You'll be aight, the fever's the worst part but. Give it time and that shyt will go away you'll be back to your old self in a min "

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Not a Cot Damn Thing

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Earth: “First off, fukk y’all bytches that think I’m flat. Secondly if you don’t fukk with the Sun, can’t be in the Sun, burn in the Sun and are the color of dried up shyt, I’m giving y’all 1 year to get off me before I unleash hell on everyone and everything.”



“Original people… if y’all let them stay, I’m fukking y’all up too. Peace on me, bytches!”

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Earth summoning Godzilla: yummma yummma yummma yummma yummmmmmmmmah get them chanks....if its slant eye good bye...

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

"How's my piss taste" 🌧

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

The Earth would say yall sum-of-a-byches are fycking up with Bernie Mac's voice.

 

[TL15]

I don’t know do cancer patients talk to their cancer? Because that’s essentially what humans are to Earth