If Duncan Robinson = Tim + Dave, then.....

[CrushedGroove]

Rondo Waiters - Crosstown bus driver who was indicted for selling weed to minors

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Paul George

a ring less fakkit who impregnates strippers

10/10

Bradshaw Greene, the one outlaw in the Wild West that was smart enough to finesse stagecoach robberies while maintaining a double life as an unassuming boot repairman.

 

[Propaganda]

kristaps kidd-gilchrist - eastern european orthodox christian

steve mobley - not from harlem

 

[Megadeus]

Stockton Malone was definitely a white middleweight boxer from Pittsburgh who had a legendary 2 year run in the early 70's only to have his career cut short due to injuries sustained in a drunk driving accident. He then went on to be an elite trainer working with some of the best young talent on the pro circuit while taking various commentating and analysis gigs.

 

[Deathstroke]

George Hibbert - 42yo single dad of two who owns a car repair shop and is known around his neighbourhood for always helping around.

 

[Urbanmiracle]

This thread is gold

 

[Raquinotj]

DeLonte James. Young Brotha at the corner selling weed dating the 48 year old Rican Cougar mother of 4 that get section 8 and Food stamps.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

James Westbrook - 50-something yr old bruh with the bluetooth in his ear, velour sweatsuit and still wears cool water cologne. luckily he has a full head of hair and colgate smile so he's able to pull thick single mom's in their late 20's

 

[Only On Camera]

Owens Marion - From Maryland, She lady heroine.
She elegant, her apparel in the M-Class caravan
Keys of dope, loving cats to ski in her throat.
She fukk killers in her condo, her Benz, her boat
Her ice fro, ass is curvy, 40 years old
She passing for 30, Gucci framed glasses from Purvy's

This reads like a Benny the butcher verse

 

[Taadow]

Dare Schnitzius - Black male model from Belgium. Was supposed to be the third member of Milli Vanilli, but overslept and missed the audition

 

[Taadow]

Band Names

Worthy Threatt
Mourning Curry
Mills Stackhouse
Redd Penn
Wiley Kidd
Love Jones

 

[Taadow]

Royal Skiles - member of Palmer Blocc Crips who is fresh out the Pokey and now has his own chuuch

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Cutler Peppers - a new hybrid chili pepper cultivated by botanist, Ellis Cutler, it ranks just below the Carolina Reaper on the Scoville scale

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Cutler Peppers - a new hybrid chili pepper cultivated by botanist, Ellis Cutler, it ranks just below the Carolina Reaper on the Scoville scale

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Wade Collins Activist for Miami LGBT community