If Animals Could Talk, Which Animal Would Be the Rudest?

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Pitbulls would act like deebo:merchant:
'If I see u around here again ima fukk u up:birdman:'

And small dogs and cats would act boujee:bryan:
small dogs be like 'Don't touch me unless yu gon rub my stomach or give me food:usure:' 'Pls can I have some of ur sandwich:sadcam::feedme:' 'Oh u wearin shorts/a dress? lemme try to assault yo leg and leave white scratch marks on it:shaq::troll:'
Cats be like 'Give me my food and leave me alone for the rest of the day:ufdup:'
 

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Lions: Breh gon step to you disrespectful about his territory & then sit back on some :myman: while his six bytches come out the bushes & swarm you, all hungry talking shyt.

:hhh:Dirtbag ants don't sleep and always up 24/7:sadcam:
Roaches
Ants

Ants & Roaches: All chillin deep up in your kitchen at night on some Martin shyt. Crawling on plates & shyt you just set down to go to the bathroom :troll: "Thought you was done wit that"
 

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Definitely cats.

“You haven’t cleaned the litter box in a while, imma just shyt on your floor” :mjgrin:


“Oh it’s 4am and you sleep, imma run around and knock all your shyt over” :takedat:

“You tryna type a 5000 word paper? Let me C-walk on your keyboard”:stylin:

“While you’re laying down Imma knead and curl up right on your stomach and I dare you to get up and use the restroom”:birdman:

My sister's cat is a complete a$$hole. When I spend the night I always wake up to that dikkhead on my stomach. He never lets me sleep. :mjcry:
 
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