If Animals Could Talk, Which Animal Would Be the Rudest?

[Lifejennings]

if animals could talk, which animal would be the rudest?

Geese.
Those little angry shyts always attack out of nowhere.

fukk you doing in my park? You no welcome here.

 

[MaxPain]

5 star thread

Id say mosquitoes or flies. They are always bugging the fukk out of people

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Rats

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

honey badger or mongoose

 

[Taadow]

Pigeons, easy...

"BOOM chit on yo' car, nicca..."

 

[wise prophet]

Hippos

 

[cheek100]

Chihuahua Lil mfs got a short Italian man complex

 

[Lifejennings]

Hippos

I do believe they are the number one animal killers of humans.

Edit:
They're up there, but not number one.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Geese and Pigeons..... cuz they both don’t give a fukk......

I been downtown in places and seen them walk the streets like people. Not even flinching or flying if you walk near them.

And geese will jump you..... I’ve seen them walk infront of traffic with no fukks given

Martha

 

[Token]

I feel like cats would be super sarcastic and rude for no reason.

 

[Lord Scion]

I feel like cats would be super sarcastic and rude for no reason.

Definitely cats.

“You haven’t cleaned the litter box in a while, imma just shyt on your floor”


“Oh it’s 4am and you sleep, imma run around and knock all your shyt over”

“You tryna type a 5000 word paper? Let me C-walk on your keyboard”

“While you’re laying down Imma knead and curl up right on your stomach and I dare you to get up and use the restroom”

 

[LiIZaneFan1978]

A skunk would talk hella shyt and have u run your pockets


Tf u gon say to a pissed off skunk hangin out near your car

 

[The Burger King]

Kangaroos would sound like hood nikkas from the Bay.

 

[Ironman]

Got to be between Cats, pigeons, and antsDirtbag ants don't sleep and always up 24/7

 

[Afrodroid]

Snakes would certainly be the scariest creatures if they could speak