If a fat person was hanging off a cliff, would you help pull them up?

[jj23]

Jesus take the wheel.

 

[Monsanto]

Funniest thread title this week.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Does it possibly risk my life? If so than I will just have to go get help for them.

 

[Rembrandt]

Nah, we'll fukk around and both die. I'll try to go get help or something though.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I'd do my best without getting in danger

 

[Tom Foolery]

How much weight are we talking...I'm around 185lb's & feel like i could help up a sizeable person up quite easily..

Well I'll put it like this. You couldn't Heave that person up. It would take a co-operative effort from you and that person.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

I'd call for help, but I'm not trying to pull them up. That's a good way for a double homicide.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Does it possibly risk my life? If so than I will just have to go get help for them.

If they don't let go of you then............

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I only weigh 195

If it’s a 300 pounder

This. I'm 180. fukk around and get us both killed. Nah.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Id pull my phone out and start recording. Probably yell worldstar a few times

 

[FlexPavilion]

He/she would have to wait for me to get a sturdy rope tied around my waist. This rope would need to be attached to an immovable object, like a tree.

 

[Son Goku]

Nah, prolly not.

 

[Mr Clean]

A cliff? Hell no. This ain't a movie.

Matter of fact they're not gonna last enough to be in a position to need help. I'll try not to let it fukk up my day

 

[Umoja]

The fat people I know wouldn't let go even if it became clear that they would pull you down with them.

If I had a jeep with a winch, sure. But I'm not putting myself in danger.

 

[PL368Z]

I'm only 150 so i would probably die trying