Idiots Hitting Your Car With Their Door Unappreciation

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No matter how far you park they’ll park right next to you.

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I always park at the past the last cars with plenty of space for new cars to show up. Tired of having my shyt dinged up.

Only a few times will some a$$hole park next to me.
Hmmm. I'm the a$$hole that does this. I didnt even know it was something not to like. I also match speed on the highway if someone near me is speeding. I just thought it was a silent agreement that hey, if someone's trying to break into a car or the police are watching, they cant do us both in so they may just not do it at all. My bad lol


But ima keep doing it, respectfully :mjgrin:
 

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Hmmm. I'm the a$$hole that does this. I didnt even know it was something not to like. I also match speed on the highway if someone near me is speeding. I just thought it was a silent agreement that hey, if someone's trying to break into a car or the police are watching, they cant do us both in so they may just not do it at all. My bad lol


But ima keep doing it, respectfully :mjgrin:
Don't be surprised if your tire is flat next time
 

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Hmmm. I'm the a$$hole that does this. I didnt even know it was something not to like. I also match speed on the highway if someone near me is speeding. I just thought it was a silent agreement that hey, if someone's trying to break into a car or the police are watching, they cant do us both in so they may just not do it at all. My bad lol


But ima keep doing it, respectfully :mjgrin:

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That's funny.... bc I as I pulled up for a weight lifting session, arrived at the gym feeling good, bout to go hit a new PR, I was so excited I opened my door and smashed into an off white Lexus.
 

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I double park or use a handicap spot. My car can absolutely NOT be touched or we fighting. The truck already big as fukk so I cant help but double park that one.
 

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Man so tired of this shyt. in parking lots, i drop off the wife near the entrance of the store, and park my shyt in the bleachers if possible.

Cant stand these animals who cant park, all titled and shyt. And those who cant open a door with decency.

And then ppl still like to prk next to me when theres mad space elsewhere. Its like when someone pees right next you. When theres a thousand other urinals.
 
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My dad always told me to never park next to a busted looking car if you can help it. Cause if they don't care nothing about their car, they definitely won't care about damaging yours.

You better stop parking next to them hoopties OP :mjpls:
 

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I park away from people and I make it a point to double park too.

My wife gets low key upset with me for parking so far out, but those door dents and shyt on a 80K vehicle that I’m still making payments on is a hard no go.
 

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The young Gawd just got in another nice weight lifting session, leaving the gym feeling good, bout to go home and fukk up a nice dinner.

Turn the corner, hit the unlock button on the off white Lexus no Virgil :whew:…and the side mirror light shines brightly on a new dent some fukking retard put in my shyt:why::damn:

How hard is it to just open your door like a civilized member of society and not like
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I got about 3 of these shyts I gotta fix now :snoop:

Ima start parking mad far away from nikkas :francis:


My car is a fukkery magnet. Last Halloween this girl i was fukkin neighbor straight TBoned my shyt coming out they driveway and drove off. I woke up next morning to go to work and seen a Howitzer crater in the side of my shyt like :whoo: :damn:

I almost went to jail for that shyt. I knew it was them but couldn’t prove it. Cops said :hubie:…they tried to hide their car for days but the fukking paint residuals was on the damage and their bumper mysteriously needed fixing :mjlol:
this was on r\cars but I guess people who own nice cars have petty people always fukk their shyt up.
 
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