Idiots Hitting Your Car With Their Door Unappreciation

[OneManGang]

The young Gawd just got in another nice weight lifting session, leaving the gym feeling good, bout to go home and fukk up a nice dinner.

Turn the corner, hit the unlock button on the off white Lexus no Virgil …and the side mirror light shines brightly on a new dent some fukking retard put in my shyt

How hard is it to just open your door like a civilized member of society and not like

I got about 3 of these shyts I gotta fix now

Ima start parking mad far away from nikkas


My car is a fukkery magnet. Last Halloween this girl i was fukkin neighbor straight TBoned my shyt coming out they driveway and drove off. I woke up next morning to go to work and seen a Howitzer crater in the side of my shyt like

I almost went to jail for that shyt. I knew it was them but couldn’t prove it. Cops said …they tried to hide their car for days but the fukking paint residuals was on the damage and their bumper mysteriously needed fixing

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Park all the way in the back gang. Don't know these problems.

 

[TEH]

No matter how far you park they’ll park right next to you.

 

[Still Benefited]

Just stop buying things people would want to kill you for. Or that you may want to kill them for damaging. Life is much more peaceful that way.


Caught somebody "resting" their door against my old honda accord and I almost lost it,and Im a righteous black man. I can only imagine if I had a real machine#WorkInProgress #EmotionalIntelligence

 

[OneManGang]

Just stop buying things people would want to kill you for. Or that you may want to kill them for damaging. Life is much more peaceful that way.


Caught somebody "resting" their door against my old honda accord and I almost lost it,and Im a righteous black man. I can only imagine if I had a real machine#WorkInProgress #EmotionalIntelligence

Nah this facts but at the same time I just feel like have some respect for my shyt no matter what it is feel me. Society can be so selfish these days. I’m a humble dude too, my car not even no big flex like that

 

[KBtheKey]

I always park where there is 1-2 spaces on both sides because ive had way too many of those happen. All were only in my kinda beat up Impala, beat up mainly by non driving mfs

Now I'm in the pearl white. I'll park in the back near the grass/sidewalk if i got to.

 

[Smokin Rider]

I park at the end of the parking lot, but still end up with someone parked next to me..if it ain't busy ill double park near the back too

 

[Tres Leches]

Always some fat person parking too close

 

[RickyDiBiase]

When I was younger I use to do this to people cars on purpose. Steal they gas cap, puncture a tire etc I had issues back then tho

 

[old pig]

Just stop buying things people would want to kill you for. Or that you may want to kill them for damaging. Life is much more peaceful that way.


Caught somebody "resting" their door against my old honda accord and I almost lost it,and Im a righteous black man. I can only imagine if I had a real machine#WorkInProgress #EmotionalIntelligence

what kind of weak ass shyt is this being passed off as “emotional intelligence” lol?

 

[SheWantTheD]

bruh the side of my car got a long scratch like.. bruh was this from an idiot scraping against it or from the car wash?

I always park my car far as shyt.

And my car has very long doors so I'm always careful when exiting and entering my car.

Other people? don't give af.

Most people are not courteous whatsoever.. was at walmart earlier today and mf's be blocking the whole aisle!

 

[SheWantTheD]

When I was younger I use to do this to people cars on purpose. Steal they gas cap, puncture a tire etc I had issues back then tho

 

[Afrodroid]

My car is a fukkery magnet.

Sell your car and buy a bike, problem solved

 

[OneManGang]

Sell your car and buy a bike, problem solved

I know this was tongue in cheek, but bredda I live in metro Atlanta

 

[SheWantTheD]

What you gotta do is either park far asf from everyone else or park like complete shyt.

I park at the end at work and I also park where I'm like a 6 inches over the line so nobody parks right next to me lmao.