Its the newest trend among righteous black men.
The rest of your post is corny bullshyt but this is it right here. Men and women alike allow sex to dictate their lives (mostly inadvertently, too) yet get appalled when someone reminds them that we are nothing but animals of the mammalia class.
I've clapped enough cheeks to know that while the shyt is definitely one of the most enjoyable things you can do on a daily basis, it can completely deter you from your path if you allow it. Sadly, most of us are fine with that so long as we can get that nut off every day.
Salute Lenny, aint no way I'm going 9 years without cheeks but I respect the hell out of the man for doing so.